The Wolf And The Bunny

The Wolf And The Bunny
Rukia leaned back against the porcelin wall of the bath tub, she loved taking long, hot baths, but she couldn't help being excited about her first Halloween party that was coming in only a few hours! She glanced at her costume, hanging on the door, sure it wasn't exactly wat she had in mind wen she had gone hunting for a bunny costume, but it had two ears and a cotton tail so it was deffinatly a bunny, she shrugged off any thoughts of dislike for the costume and sighed blissfully at the gloriouse thoughts of tonight's party

"Ichigo?" she nocked on his door, "You can come in, I'm done changing," she entered the room and was surprised to see Ichigo in a brown vest (open to his bare chest) with brown fur around the edges and he was also wearing pointed dog ears, brown shorts simaler to the vest, and brown fuzzy cuffs on his rists and ankles (he was ofcourse, barefoot) and a tail, he looked amazing, turning around she noticed a set of fangs in his mouth, before he screamed bloody murder that is, Rukia blinked and looked around, "WAT ARE YOU WEARING?!" he shouted, she looked down at her outfit, "Um, a bunny suit?" she guessed, glancing down she saw nothing wrong, she had two wite bunny ears, a cotton bunny tail, a wite leotard (that was strapless and a bit low cut for her taste) and wite high heels, "Take it off NOW!" He demanded, "HUH?!" "You are NOT going out in that!" "Why not?!" "You aren't a bunny Rukia," she blinked, "I'm not?" "No, you're a PLAYBOY bunny!" "Wat's the diffrence?" "A bunny is a cute, furry, woodland creature that hops around, and eats carrots, a PLAYBOY bunny is a girl that poses nude for men's magezenes that hops around and eats carrots, do you no wat you're implying by wearing that?!" "Hopefully that I'm a rabbit, further more, if I was a playboy bunny as you say then I wouldn't be wearing clothes and clearly I am," "Barely! And Playboy bunnies wear THAT wen they go to bars and serve drinks to people!" she glared at him, he tugged on her arm and began pulling her along, throwing a jacket over her bare shoulders, "Were are we going?!" she shouted, "To get THAT taylored!"

Ichigo prayed that he wasn't wrong, Uryuu placed Rukia in a salon-like chair and began looking at her body and her costume, "I have an idea," he stated, Ichigo almost cried of glee, "But I want to keep it a bunny," Rukia stated, all hopes Ichigo had ever had immidiatly plumited to the ground, Uryuu adjusted his glasses, "In that case there's nothing I can do for you, sorry Rukia," this time wen Ichigo almost cried it was for a completely diffrent reason

Rukia glanced up at a very unhappy Ichigo, it was the only time in their relationship that the silence between them was stiff and awkward, so she tried to make conversation, "So, why a wolf?" he glanced over at her as they walked, "I asked Uryuu to sew me something that was appropriate so I guess he thinks I'm like a wolf," Rukia giggled, "...Are you mad at me?" she asked, "No, I'm mad that I'm going to have to spend the night beating guys off you with a giant stick because of that humiliating costume, but other than that I'm just peachy," "You... think I look good then?" "Wat? Why are you asking that?" "Well you're implying that other people will like how I look, I want YOUR opinion," "Personally I think you look MUCH better without that, that, THING, with it all of your innocence is taken away, not to mention it's degrading to women," she looked down, "You think?" "I more than think," "So does that mean you have a brain?" she laughed, he glared at her, "Alright Midget, come here," "No!" she started backing up, not remembering that the hill leading to the river was right behind her, she continued to back up until there was no more land, she felt herself falling and Ichigo's arms wrap around her, it all seemed to go in slow motion, and suddenly the rough tumble to the bottum started, but she wasn't even scratched, she had been sheilded by Ichigo's body, she looked down at him but didn't move, they both seemed to think the same thing, they closed their eyes, tilted their heads, and touched their lips, her hands played with his hair and his hands stroked up and down her tiny back, she leaned up for air and they stared into eachother's eyes, smiling, "And so the wolf fell in love with the bunny," he stated, "Wat a stupid bunny," she replied, "Wat a sick, maschohistic wolf!" he laughed, they stared at eachother a moment longer before kissing again