Super Star

Super Star
"Alright, press your sword down a little harder," Rukia nitted her brows, "Why?" she asked, "It'll make your chest look bigger," she frowned, "Dream on!" the man sighed, "Alright, alright fine, tilt your head up and tilt your eyes down," she sighed but did as he said, the camra flashed repeatedly, "That's good, try pressing your cheek into your arm," she adjusted her face and the camra flashed again, "Perfect! Perfect!" she sighed, she got the feeling this wouldn't be ending anytime soon

It had been a complete accedent, Mayrui had put a bug in all of the Soul Reapers, not just Uryuu, he had done it to her shortly before her departure to the living world wen she met Ichigo, ofcourse none of them new about that, a few weeks ago he had taken the bugs out and somehow they had maneged to be released to a group of humans who wanted to market it as a TV series, ofcourse at first everyone was against it, but the company threatened to release it anyway, it was later reasoned that atleast a few of them would have to make public appearences in the living world so that the general public would continue to believe that the new series called "Bleach" was simply fiction, and wasn't actually real, and who was first on the list? Rukia ofcourse

Rukia shook her head and pinched the bridge of her nose, "I can't believe it Ichigo, I mean once this starts airing people will start to reckognize us... we'll never get any REAL work done..." Ichigo shrugged, "Don't worry so much about it," he said with a smile, stroking the back of her hand, she sighed, "Yeah but... we're Soul Reapers Ichigo, not actors," she looked around the small coffee shop, "I mean... we aren't built for this," he shrugged, "No big deal Rukia, so we make a few public appearances, do a few photoshoots, if this is like any other TV show it'll air for a few months and be forgotten about, then we can go back to Soul Society and rest," she smiled, "Let's hope you're right,"

Six months later... Rukia slammed the door behind her and started to huff, Ichigo raised an eyebrow, "Now that you're home I'm going to go get some chocolate ice cream, want some?" she blocked the door, "Are you INSANE!? It's a KILLING FEILD out there! In all of my war days I've never seen anything so BRUTAL!" Ichigo made a disgusted look, "Wat is it?" "Papparazzi! Lots and lots of papparazzi!" Ichigo shook his head slowly, "Well atleast you're being socialized," he stated, picking his book up, she locked all three of the locks on the door, "I'm already scoialized Idiot..." she mumbeled, he sighed and tossed her the newest People magazene, "Take a look at the cover," he stated, she gasped loudly, "You have GOT to be KIDDING me!" she screamed, she had never been more offended in her life, on the front cover, next to the new something or other about Brittany Spears, was a block with a picture of herself, Rukia Kuchiki, in a bikini (shot about two months ago wen she was with Ichigo at the beach) with the words, in bright blue letters, "Does 'Bleach' star Rukia Kuchiki have an eating disorder?" she threw the thing in the trash immediatly, "I have never been so offended in my life!" she shouted, Ichigo sank lower into his seat, he new that was coming but he figured it'd be safer for him to tell her than let the papparazzi do it.. she may blow their heads off.... "Can you believe that!? Just because I'm wearing a bikini! For crying out loud! If I was a pound heavier they'd be critizcing my weight in the OTHER direction!" "You mean saying you're fat?" she glared at him, "Shut up," she hissed venomously, he sighed, "Rukia calm down," "I will not!" "To be honest you ARE underweight, maybe if you stopped with the rabbit food-" she pounced in front of him and gave him a murdouse glare, "You no wat Kurosaki? I am two seconds away from sliting your FAT throat!" he sighed and grabbed her hand, "Rukia it's just the stupid media, they criticize EVERYONE," he turned on the TV to prove it and the moment he did... "Is 'Bleach' star Ichigo Kurosaki secretly on steroids? How did he gain so much muscel in such little time?" he turned off the TV and started his way upstairs with a feirce blush, "Ha ha!" Rukia laughedd mockingly, "Can it Pipsqweak!" a shoe was then launched at his head

Rukia sighed loudly, "Oh Miss Kuchiki please try to keep your mouth closed wile we apply the lip gloss," one of the make up artists pleaded, having to redo her lip gloss for the third time in the last half hour, she kept wiping it off, but it wasn't her fault it tasted bad and it burned her lips, "You people DO realise that you are slowly, torturosly killing me right?" the other artist laughed, "Oh Miss Kuchiki you always stay in charector," as soon as they turned their backs she bolted for the door and started wiping off the crud, "Ugh... 'lip plumper' my a-" "Rukia!" she turned around and looked tiredly at Renji, "Yeah?" she sighed, "You're wanted in vocals," she rubbed her temples, "Why?" "Bleep out some of your more explicit cussing," she groaned loudly, "Oh like THAT is going to work! They can tell from my lip movements that I didn't say 'dang' I said the other one! Besides it's an adult show for crying out loud!" she grumbeled, Renji coughed, "The EXPLICIT ones," he repeated, she blinked, "They'll still be able to tell..." "That's wat the animation team is for," she put her hands on her hips, "And how about your filthy mouth hm?" "I just spent five hours re-dubbing," she groaned loudly, "I say that word ONE time in the entire film and they act like I set off a bomb the size of a fr-" she was going to complain further, wen she heard a loud wistle, curiouse, she stepped down the hall and peeked in one of the photography rooms and man did she cop a peek! There was Ichigo, laid back with his chest exposed, the bandeges didn't cover a singal line in his muscular body and those pants were so loosly tied it appeared they would drop any second, she shut the door quickly and tried to calm her speeding heart, "Now THAT should be ceonsored..." Renji tilted his head, "Why? He kept his pants on, I mean he INSISTED..." "It'll give women nationwide heart-attacks, THAT is why..."

"Ichigo! Rukia over here!" Rukia sighed and looked up at her best freind, despite wearing heavy over coats and baseball hats the papparazzi still new it was them, "Maybe if we induldge them once in a wile they'll give us some space?" Rukia suggested, he shrugged, "Worth a shot..." he replied, "Ichigo! Rukia!" "Yeah?" Ichigo pipped up, still dragging Rukia along by the hand and not bothering to turn around, "Are the two of you a couple?" they both stopped in their tracks and turned towards the flashing camras, "Um..." Ichigo muttered, "Uh...." Rukia stuttered, they really didn't no how to answer that ... if it had been a year ago their immediate answer would have been "No" but now things were so...  diffrent, they turnned to eachother, "Uh... can we have a moment?" Rukia asked, dragging Ichigo behind a local building, "Do we tell them no?" she asked, he skidded his foot around in a circle, "I say we run for it," he suggested, she nodded once, "Good thinking," effortlessly, he lifted her up but before he could take off, "Ahem, papparazzi remember?" "Crap... I hate not being able to carry you around..." "I like it,"

"'Power Pair' stutter for an answer wen asked if they were really a couple earlier today! So it brings us to the everlasting question, are Rukia Kuchiki and Ichigo Kurosaki, stars of the new hit series 'Bleach', really a couple off-screen or on-screen? Both in the series and real life the romantic interest of the two has been a disclosed matter! And the sexual tension is through the ro-" Ichigo flipped off the TV, "Oh my aching head..." he complained, "Poor thing, the papparazzi is more dangerouse than hollows aye?" Rukia asked, placing an iced cloth on Ichigo's head, he groaned, "Why can't they just leave us alone?" she sighed, "Welcome to fame," she said, he sighed, "I didn't ask for this... I never wanted it..." he mumbeled, she nodded once, "I no, me neither," her phone started to ring and she picked it up, "Hello?" wile she sat on the phone, likely denying rights to publicise certain information, Ichigo decided to try watching TMZ, "So... wait... you mean to tell me these two actullay had to stop and discuss weather or not they're a couple!? And they never came back?!" Ichigo turned off the TV and hid the remote under one of the couch cushions, "Ichigo, I'll be gone tommorrow," he held back a pout, "Why?" "I'm doing a cameo for the humain society," he sighed, "Ofcourse..."

"So please remember, these small animals need a hero, can YOU be that hero?" the camra-man gave her a thumbs up and she got up from were she was sitting on set, puppy still in hand, "Ugh that is THE cheesiest thing I have EVER said.." she complained, "Point me in the direction of the nearest bat of mouth wash won't you?" Ichigo just shook his head, "But cheesy is good Rukia!" the director said, "People won't call in if they aren't crying! I mean we had to use Willie Nellson for musical background!" Rukia cringed, suddenly feeling sorry for those who would see the comercial and nearly break their arms trying to get it off the screen.. she had been in that position once... "Anyway, I think it would REALLY help if you took one of the puppies home," Rukia beamed and turned to Ichigo with a hopefull face, "Pweeeeeaaaaaseeee?" she begged, Ichigo sighed, "If you get a dog... then I get one too," he reasoned, she screamed and jumped on him, effectivly nocking him over

"Wen am I going to stop watching TV?" Ichigo mused to himself as he turned on TMZ, and sure enough... there was a picture of he and Rukia with their new puppies walking home, "So we've got Ichigo and Rukia walking out of a studio... they went in empty-handed and came out with two dogs, HOW does that happen?" one of the guys asked, "Because Rukia was doing a comercial for the humain society, duh," one of the female reporters replied, "Wait, wait, wait," Harvy said, putting his hand up, "You idiots are concerned about the DOGS? wat was HE doing there if it was HER comercial? I mean accompining her to something like that and then getting her a puppy and then getting himself a puppy... isn't that like... a boyfreind thing?" Ichigo groaned, it was never going to end was it? "They're right you no," he looked beside him were Rukia had magically appeared, "We DO act like a couple so you can't really blame them," he snorted, "Yeah... I guess that's true," "Well... do you want to be?" he tilted his head, "Um, want to be wat?" "You no... a couple," "... Do you?" "You first," they looked into eachother's eyes nervously, but both could see the answer quite clearly, "Let me try something," Ichigo wispered, leaning forward and putting one hand against her face, she closed her eyes and let him lean in, soon enough she felt two soft lips press against her's, it was soft and sweet and oh so gentle, just like a first kiss should be, she smiled and let them stay locked for a few moments before he pulled away from her, "So wat do we tell the tabloids?" he asked, "I'm going to tell them that I'm in love with Ichigo Kurosaki, and you?" "I'm going to tell them that I'm in love with Rukia Kuchiki,"

"And it's finally public! The stars of the hit series 'Bleach', spikey-haired hero Ichigo Kurosaki and adorably-short heroine Rukia Kuchiki are an item! Now the question is, are their charector-" Rukia turned off the TV, "She HAD to call me short..." she mumbeled, Ichigo chuckled, "Don't be sour, remember tommorrow we have that recording to do for our duet," she nodded once, "Right, let's finish the song," she said, scribling a "GL" at the bottum of the page, Ichigo smiled and wrote an "OW" after it to spell "Glow"