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Stomach Ache
(PETs AU)
He didn't really think it would be this bad...

It wasn't even his fault....

When Renji had offered to cook dinner that night so he could take Rukia on a romantic walk down by the lake he had been happy...

...Having no idea that the Chimera claiming to be his "freind" was actually plotting his death...

Another yowl of pain came from the lion's throat and he slammed a pillow over his head

Steak, french fries, Mountain Dew, and a large bannana split...

The food...

THE FOOD...

As fantastic as it was at the time, it was slowly killing him now...

"Antacid not helping Ichi-chi?"

He slowly looked up at the little bunny standing above him

The ONE thing that prevented him from being %100 miserable at the moment...

"Ru..." he muttered

She sighed and sat down next to him on the bed, rolling him onto his side and placing his head in her lap

"I told you not to eat all that," she muttered as she started to comb his hair with her fingers

He wimpered slightly and looked up at her with sad, pleading eyes

"Ichigo you CANNOT have another antacid, you could overdose on it, the bottle says take TWO,"

'I don't care...' he thought with a groan

"Well I do!"

He just groaned again

She sighed

"I hope you feel better soon..."

'I think I'm gonna puke....' he thought with a cringe

"Well.... maybe that's not such a bad thing..."

He raised an eyebrow suspeciously

"I mean think about it, atleast then your stomach would stop hurting right?"

He sighed and burried his head further into her warmth

He just wanted to die...

----Three Hours Later-----

Ichigo sighed in contenment and pulled the blankets up further over his body

Finally he had gotten away from the agonizing pain of the stomach ache through some sort of vitamens that Rukia gave him

Now all was good

His darling little girlfreind was curled up in his arms drifting into dreamland

He was peacefully following...

All was right in the jungle....

... Until...

"Ichi-chi?"

"Nnng?"

"Will you please go get my book? I left it downstairs,"

He sighed loudly

"Naaaaooooww?"

"Yes now, I'll want to read it when I wake up but I won't want to bother you by getting up to go get it early in the morning,"

So this was his price to pay for sleeping in late?

He sighed again but very reluctantly started climbing out of his warm bed and away from his beautifull bundel of... rabbit...

"Thank you~"

-----Downstairs----

Ichigo sighed and picked up the book that Rukia had left on the counter

Honestly

She read anywhere and everywhere when she was at a good part

One time she nearly walked into ongoing traffic...

Rolling his eyes, he turned around to start back up the stairs...

When he noticed something...

It was an open bag of potato chips...

He licked his lips

Guessing that Grimmjow had broken down and gotten away with a midnight snack

'Just one or two won't kill me...' he thought, creeping towards the bag

----Two Hours Later---

"I am NOT giving you another antacid Ichigo!"
Never learns does he? Well anyway, I'm almost done with :icontyrackwolfii: 's full-length PETs fic but I wanted to write this on a splurge xD Oh yeah and Ichigo's death-plater was my mom's idea, I asked her wat would really give him a stomach ache and this is wat she said, ofcourse, then it made me want all that food but oh well xD I'd rather not have it than end up like Ichi xD
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Haineko14 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww poor Ichi-Ichi I'm going through the same thing too. I feel ya pain :(
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Professional Writer
Awwww D:
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Haineko14 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know /:
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moonlitinuyasha1985 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Poor Ichi, I'm guessing those foods give him tummy aches?
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Professional Writer
No he just ate too much :XD:
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moonlitinuyasha1985 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Oh.
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AdilaRain Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010   Writer
hehehe... :giggle:

He never learns.

That happens to me a lot, but I just stay in bed till my stomach ache is gone. :sleep:
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Professional Writer
No he doesn't :XD: Yeah me too....
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ArtFreak22-chan Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha!
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010  Professional Writer
:giggle:
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Animelover10000 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
LOL!poor ichi-nii
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Yes :XD:
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ButterflyFromHell15 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, please, I eat 5 times what he did every day, not gain a pound and never have stomach aches XD I love my metabolism and strong stomach XD
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Yeah but I don't think Ichi has your metabilism XD
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ButterflyFromHell15 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
True, men are pitiful in that department XD
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Yes very :XD:
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ButterflyFromHell15 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsighingplz:
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Vieldric Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
Thats nothing compaied to how much i can eat sometimes. 2 eggs hashbrowns sausage and bacon 3 pancakes and 3 slices of toast.......... ya i can eat all that and walk away just fine. And im still only 130lbs lol
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
I could probbably eat all that... but I'd probbably gain a ton of weight :XD:
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Vieldric Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
i try to gain weight and it dosnt work
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Lucky >>
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TyrackWolfII Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Oh your mom and her deathplate of deliciousness! XD

I used to be able to eat ALL that food, but now that I'm older, my tummy can't hold as much anymore... I would get full off some large fries from BK! DX

But this makes perfect sense, ancestral lions (non-Animal People) can eat up to 66 pounds of food, so Lion People would have to really watch their weight... or else they'll get FAT. X3

And a full-length PETs fic? :iconhyperplz: Between you and me, I kinda totally forgot about it... XD
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Yes :giggle: She's a genious~ Oh I'm the same way, wen I was younger I could probbably beat a hippo in an eating contest but now... not so much :XD:

Really? Oh good, I'm glad I was accurate then :XD: Poor poor Ichi.... he'll edither be fat or have a horrible stomach ache... or both... Rukia has a high metabilism though right? So she could probbably just watch on and have no problums at all with food xD My freind Neccy is liike that too, she can eat anything and everything and not gain an ounce... I wish I was like her DX

Oh it's ok, trust me :lmao: Now I don't feel bad about being so painfully slow XD
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WolfiiLuvsEvil Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
Your mom has awesum ideas! No one in my family knos my obsession of this pairing nor anything else, I'm happy for you of course! In fact...IDEA!
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Professional Writer
Thanks ^^ Yeah she's really amazing huh? X3
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WolfiiLuvsEvil Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
Yup! Even tho I've never met her I kno shes amazing cuz you can rely on her.:)
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
Yep, that's very true :)
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WolfiiLuvsEvil Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010
Uh-huh! Agreed. OH MA GROSH! You have another similarity with Ichigo!!!
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional Writer
:?
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