Sisters Before Misters

Sisters Before Misters
"Rukia...."

"Yes Orihime?"

"....They're at it again...."

"I see that Orihime..."

The two girls watched on in irritation as the large group of guys fought over them

Ichigo, Renji, Keigo, Kon, and Ashido were in a brawl over Rukia

Uryuu, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, and ... Kon again... trying to kill eachother over Orihime

"Wat do we do?" Orihime asked timidly as she took a step behind her freind

Rukia sighed

"I don't no WHY they do this.... I'm Ichigo's girlfreind and you're Uryuu's girlfreind..."

"You would think they'd get over it...."

"Actually Orihime that's a common mistake women make," Rukia said

"Wat do you mean?"

"I mean that men DON'T think, they have no brains and no common sense,"

"Oh..."

They were both silent for another moment as Ichigo fish-hooked Renji and Grimmjow socked Uryuu in the eye

"You no Orihime.... if we were smart we'd turn-teams and run off with eachother," Rukia muttered as she shifted her weight to her other foot, seeing that her right was sore after Renji accedentally stepped on it wile chasing Ichigo

"Yeah.... sometimes I think Chizeru isn't so much crazy as she is just... smarter than us..."

"I agree with you, sometimes I just don't think being straight has enough perks, I mean... you have to deal with men.... that alone is reason to abandon sexuality all together,"

"Yeah but I think if you're born one way you can't just switch because you get fed up with the opposite sex..."

"Wanna bet?"

"Er... no thanks..."

Ashido accedentally kicked Ulquiorra in the jaw as he tried to pry Kon off of him, this caused the two groups of idiots to meet in the middel and have a battle royal

"You no Orihime eventually science will get to the point were women can reproduce on their own and we won't need men at all,"

"So they'll go extinct?"

"We can only hope..."

"Sort of like the dinasours... or robots..."

"No actually that was Soul Society's fault, long story, don't ask,"

"Oh..."

Kon was offficially thrown OUT of the fight and out of a window too

"Why do we put up with this?" Orihime muttered as they continued to watch a blood-bath in the making

"Well... because, we're girls Orihime, we want babies, there has to be SOME price for having them,"

"And men are the price?"

"Unless you're brave enough to be a single mother then yep, men are the price, I wish we could just live in a world were men do wat they're told like they're supposed to, none of that pesky free will to worry about, and they keep their testostoroune under control,"

"Sort of like that old TV show about the Amazon women and the pet men?"

"....You must introduce me to this show that you speak of...."

Grimmjow swung a kick at Ulquiorra but ended up winging Ichigo instead, wich earned him a broken foot

"This is exasperating, they'll never quit until none of them can walk anymore..."

"Well Orihime I COULD go in there and break it up,"

Orihime smiled lightly and turned to her freind, "Will you!?"

"Nah, don't feel like it, let them kill eachother," she replied with a shrug

"I wish I could be tough like you Rukia... I try to be in control but people just ignore me wen I am..." the red-head muttered

"Oh, I'll teach you how to be a propper woman, you plan on marrying one of those baffoons right?"

"Probbably..."

"You'll need the help then,"

A loud yelp was heard as Keigo stuck his finger in Ulquiorra's eye... and it rolled out of the socket....

"I'm bored," Rukia said tiredly

"Want to go to the zoo?"

"No way, it's too hot outside, but the aquiarium is open and has airconditioning,"

"Oh cool! We'll go there! Let's pick up some ice cream cones on the way!"

"Alright," Rukia giggled with a smile

"OOooooh mint chocolate chip with wasabi sauce!!"

"Ok, you get that and I'll get something NORMAL," she laughed as they started out of Urahara's shop

"Um Rukia..."

"Hm?"

"Should we tell them that we're leaving....?"

"No, they're like dogs, the ones that can still stand will sniff us out eventually,"

"Oh ok! Sisters before misters right?"

Rukia paused, not entirely sure wat the taller girl meant by that, but decided to agree anyway

"Yeah, sisters before misters," she replied with a smile