Sister Sister

Sister Sister
(Kind of AU in that Hisanna is alive... let's say Urahara revived her or something)
Ever since Hisanna was revived after the war she and Rukia had been spending quite alot of time together.... unfoutinatly that meant that Ichigo and Byakuya were spending just as much time together, now Rukia had even maneged to pull them to the mall, Hisanna on the high of excitment all the way, "Oh~! Ichigo let's go in here!" she chimed, pulling him towards a store called "Spencer's" he haulted and she pulled in vain, "No," he said sternly, she pouted, "That's an 'adult' store Rukia," "Oh," she muttered, backing up, Hisanna tilted her head, "Wat do you mean by 'adult store'? We're all adults," "Yes Kurosaki, just wat DO you mean by that?" this was his worest nightmare, having to explain the birds and the bees to Byakuya and his wife, "It means BAD things are in there," Rukia stated, Ichigo sighed in releif that she was taking responsability for her relatives, Hisanna tilted her head, "Wat kind of things?" "BAD things," Rukia repeated, or maybe not....
Rukia's eyes were aglow in the familiar store of Niko Niko, "Sister!! Let's go over here and look at the rabbit plushies!" "Ok!" Ichigo watched the two run around like a couple of kids in a candy shop and reached in his pocket, "Well Byakuya, yank out your wallet," he lifted an eyebrow, "Why?" "Because your wife is about to rack up a bill that'll make your eyes come out of your sockets," he chuckled, "YOUR wife perhaps, but not MY wife, Hisanna does not induldge in such things," Ichigo snorted, "Ok, you go with that," "Rukia is shopping more because she is two months pregnant and needs things for the baby, Hisanna, however, is not, therefor she will not feel the need to shop so much," Ichigo snorted and started laughing at his brother-in-law wen both women came back with arm loads of merchindise and Byakuya's eye started to twitch
Rukia gasped wen she saw the sighn, "Ichigo!! Ear-peircings half off!! Please can I get my ears peirced!?" "NO!" both Ichigo and Byakuya said sternly, she pouted, "Then atleast can I live vicariously through you?" his jaw dropped, "No way!" "PLEASE Ichigo!" "I don't want MY ears peirced anymore than I want YOUR'S peirced!" he protested, her bottum lip started to tremble, "Can we atleast go in so I can get some clip-on ear rings?" Rukia pouted, Ichigo nodded once, "Alright fine," she darted in the moment those words escaped his lips, as Rukia looked at clip-on earrings Hisanna decided to look at something... else.... "Oooooh!! Byakuya come here!" she called, "Wat is it?" she smiled and pointed to a diamond stud ear-ring behind the glass shelf, "That would look LOVELY on you," now Byakuya Kuchiki was not a sissy, and he would do anything for his wife, but he was NOT getting his ears peirced! "You should get your ear peirced!" she proclaimed, Ichigo, who had joined them with Rukia, laughed loudly, "Yeah Byakuya! You should!" "Why don't YOU get an ear-ring then?" he asked with a smirk, Ichigo, unexpectadly smirked back, "I would, but Rukia doesn't care anymore, she just wants her own ear-rings," he chuckled, Byakuya grimmaced, "Please Byakuya? It would look wonderfull on you! And Rukia says that in this world a man wearing an ear-ring is a sighn of high rank, right Rukia?" Rukia nodded, "That's wat I learned from TV!" Ichigo stared at her for a moment, "You need to watch less TV," she pouted
Byakuya had stolen Rukia's compact mirror and wouldn't stop looking at the diamond stud in his ear, "If you don't like it Dear you can take it out you no," Hisanna stated, Ichigo snorted, "No he can't! The hole has to stay there, he can't take that sucker out of 6 weeks!" he laughed, Byakuya wanted to smack Rukia's Fool Boy, but he thought a witty comment may serve him just as well, so he turned on his heel and smiled slightly, "You are aware that you were meant as a pet for my sister and by no means meant to procreate with her right?" Rukia gaped, "Brother!" "My apologies Rukia, your pet got on my nerves and I don't currently have a squirt bottle to spray him with," "Funny Byakuya, but let me remark that atleast I don't MIND being wipped, unlike a certain someone,"
They were going to leave but Rukia HAD to go to the pet shop and see the bunnies, "Wen are we leaving?" Byakuya growled, Ichigo chuckled, "Something wrong?" "I have been getting 'looks' for the past ten minutes," "And you're complaining?" "All from men," Ichigo burst into laughter, then he felt a tugging on his sleeve and turned around, staring into Rukia's giant eyes, "Ichi," he felt his world crash, "PLEASE can I have a bunny PLEASE!?" he sighed, he planned on buying her a bunny in a few weeks anyway, might as well, "Alright alright," she smiled "YES!!!! Thank! Thank you! Thank you!!! I'm naming her Cookie!!" she sqwealed, running to go pick one out, "Byakuya?" Ichigo smiled at the ceiling, oh sweet karma, Byakuya looked down at his wife, who was holding a puppy, "Please Byakuya?" she asked, Ichigo watched in interest, apparently Rukia got her puppy eyes from her sister, "Hisanna, a dog? Rea;;y?" "Well I thought about a kitten but... I think the puppy is cuter," as much as he wanted to show up Rukia's fool boy... he would NOT have a DOG in his house!

OMAKE: (The Ear Ring Bregade) "Hey Byakuya," Byakuya glanced up, stunned to see Ichigo Kurosaki with two black studs in his ears, "You have ear-rings now?" Ichigo blinked, "Wat do you mean? I've always had ear rings! Since I was 13!" "No you haven't," "You need your eyes checked," "You haven't," he rolled his eyes and called out the door, "Hey Rukia! Come in 'ere!" she pranced in with, also, a couple of ear rings, "Wat?" "Byakuya didn't notice my ear rings until now," Rukia giggled, "Seriously?" "Yeah," "Hey, wat's going on?" Byakuya's jaw was nearly on the ground wen Renji came in, also with studs in his ears, they all smirked and popped the studs out, "GOTTCHA!" they yelled in unison, Byakuya wanted to kill them