Protecting His Sister

Protecting His Sister
Byakuya growled, that fool boy and his baby sister had been awfully close since the war ended, they had been kissing and smooching and being all... teenager-y... he really was NOT interested in that fool boy swapping spit with his sister and he wouldn't do it any longer as long as Byakuya was still around, even if it meant taking drastic meassures...

Ichigo scooted a little closer to Rukia, she leaned closer to him as well and propped her head up on his shoulder as they watched the movie, unbenownst to the couple Byakuya was carefully watching them from outside, he saw his oppertunity as Ichigo leaned in and he decided to strike, "Fire," Byakuya said to himself, pulling the slingshot back and letting a pebble fly forth through the window, "Ouch!" Rukia looked up in shock at her boyfreind's sudden outburst, he was sitting up straight holding his aching head, "Wat's wrong?" she asked, he sucked in a sharp breath, "Ah... something hit me in the head..." he groaned, she nitted her brows and slowly brushed a few strands of hair out of her way were she saw a small, red welt forming, frowning, she leaned forward and licked her finger, then brushed it over his injurery, he groaned in pain, she giggled, "Don't be a Cry Baby," she warned, leaning forward and kissing the blemish, a sloppy grin made its way onto his face, Byakuya, who was still watching from outside the window, promptly set a much larger rock in the sling and shot it forward, unfourtinatly it ended up dodging Ichigo and Rukia and flew through the open door and collided with a very expensive sounding vase.... atleast the sound maneged to snap the two out of their "love bird" daze and their lips didn't touch again...

Byakuya smirked, never before had he so much enjoyed popcorn, ofcourse, he wasn't going to EAT it, he was simply waiting for his trap to kick in, the timer went off and Ichigo paused the movie, then started to stand up from his position with Rukia, "Be right back," he said, attempting to kiss her wen Byakuya cleverly played the recorded sound of two cats in a brawl, Ichigo looked up from his attempt and cringed, "Dang... must be mating season..." he mumbeled, Rukia giggled, twirling her finger over Ichigo's hand, "Mmm, I certainly wouldn't mind being pregnant this time of year, winter, cold outside.... a husband to keep me warm..." Ichigo coughed once with a very visable blush on his face, "I uh.. think the popcorn is burning..." he muttered, dashing out of the room

Ichigo cracked his nuckles and started to open the door to the microwave, unbenownnst to the poor idiot Byakuya had snipped a few wires... "YEOUWCH!!!!" he screeched, Rukia, hearing his distress, tumbeled out of bed and down the stairs, "Wat happened!? Wat's wrong?!" she screamed, seeing popcorn all over the floor and poor Ichigo with a burned hand, "The microwave... it shocked me..." he mumbeled, she gently pushed him into a kitchen chair and grabbed some ice from the freezer, "I'll be right back with the first aid kit, keep the ice on your hand," she commanded, kissing his forehead

Ichigo smiled down at Rukia, the popcorn attempt had failed so they ordered a pizza instead, his arm wrapped around the petit figure as she munched on some pizza, his bandeged hand laying limply across her hair, he smiled and bent down to lick some of the sauce off of her lip, wen all of a sudden a rock came flying through the window and beaned him in the eye! Byakuya snickered from outside the window and flashstepped to the lake for more amunition

The movie finally ended and as soon as it did the sound of kittens came filtering through the room, Rukia ofcourse had asked Ichigo to go see if the babies were ok, so he left and wandered into the backyard, unaware of Byakuya, who was standing by with a rather shakey dog, "Hold it, hold it," Byakuya demanded, the poor dog's blader about to burst, Byakuya made sure Ichigo was standing still before releasing the dog, "Go, unleash yourself on the blue tree!" he commanded, he didn't have to tell the dog twice before the pooch came in front of Ichigo and... lifted his leg on Ichigo's leg.... at that exact time Rukia came barreling out of the house, from wat Byakuya could see the two were having a rather heated conversation with Ichigo pulling at his hair (And a very releieved looking dog trotting back to Byakuya) before Ichigo started to shed his pants and Rukia rushed back into the house for a new pair... and a wet cloth... Byakuya shook his head wen she came back, she not only had a cloth and a new pair of pants, she also was compassionatly rubbing the back of Ichigo's neck and kissing him! Byakuya growled, "I need bigger amunition... oh Renji~!"