Love N' Life pt.202

Love N' Life Part 202
Tainted Drink
"Ichigo have you ever noticed that wen you eat you STARE at me?" Rukia asked in irritation, he shook his head as he finished his ramen, "No..." "Well you do, and it's annoying," "Why is it annoying?" he asked as he got up to take his dishes to the sink, "Because, it makes me feel like a peice of meat being STARED at wile someone chows down!" she growls, he chuckled, "Well has it ever occured to you that perhaps," he said as he leaned over her, "YOU are wat I'm hungry for?" he asked huskily, succesfully making her face turn red, he chuckled, "It's so nice to no that after all this time I can still make you blush with just ONE comment wich really wasn't even all that dirty," he chuckled, she frowned, "Or maybe it's that after all this time you've become a big old pervert," she suggested, he frowned, "Hey! I'm not old!" he said, pecking her on the cheek and messing up her hair, "Besides, it isn't such a bad thing that you're still so INNOCENT, it just makes corrupting you that much more fun!" he laughed as he walked out of the kitchen, "ICHIGO!" she screeched, her face as red as a strawberry

Rukia frowned as she stood against the counter, she was going to get Ichigo back for embarressing her, quietly, she poured some coke in a glass and then started mixing in anything that wouldn't be easily detectable by sight, salt, tomato juice, hot sauce, peanut butter, apple juice, pepper, sugar, anything that could possibly make him gag, she giggled slightly as Ichigo walked into the kitchen, "Why are you snickering?" he asked, she smiled, "Oh nothing," she said, "Just a joke Orihime told me," she said, pushing the tainted drink towards him, "Oh you poured this for me?" he asked, she nodded once, "Well it's just that.. I'm sure you're tired from work so this will get your energy up," he smirked, "Believe me Rukia, I don't tire easily, you should be aware of that by now," she quickly pushed the dirty comment out of her mind and tried not to concentrate on it as he took a sip, for a second there was no reaction... but then... "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he dropped the glass and sprinted to the bathroom and left Rukia leaning against the counter for support because of how hard she was laughing, "I'm gonna get you MIDGET!" he shouted from the bathroom, 'Midget? He hasn't called me that in forever... he must be really mad...' she thought, "Ready or not!" he shouted, she gulped, maybe provoking him wasn't the BEST idea wen he was in a paticuarly not-so-innocent mood... so she ran as fast as she could out of the kitchen and up the stairs, into the bedroom and slamming the door, being quick to lock it, "RUKIA!!" she heard, suddenly very glad that the kids were having a playdate with Orihime and her kids, "I'm gonna get you!!" he threatened, jiggling the doornob, she then made the only decision she could think of at the time... and dove under the bed, however this only spared her scrawny life for only another moment as he had picked the lock and found her with no difficulty, "Hi," he said sarcastically as he yanked her out of her hiding place, she gulped, "N-N-N-Now Ichigo, d-d-d-don't be mad!" "Mad? Why would I be mad wen I'm about to pay you back for that in the sweetest way possible?" he asked with a smirk, causing her face to heat up, "ICHIGO!!!!" and thus the cycle restarted