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It's Just A Little Prank

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It's Just A Little Prank~
"It's really a shame, everyone gets pranked except Ichigo! I mean we TRY to prank him back but nothing ever works..." Orihime said with a sigh, "Yeah it's especially not fair because he always pranks us!" Keigo said with a pout, Rukia leaned back and looked at the sky for a moment, "Hm..... well you know... I think I might actaully have a solution of some sort for that..." she mused, making the small circle of people all look at her with hope, "Really? Ichigo is quite a pill around Halloween... if you could really scare him...." Uryuu mused, Rukia smiled, "Mm I will, but I'll need ALL of you to help me," she said with a smirk

Rukia had informed people in the living world AND people in Soul Society about the huge prank she was planning, so she figured it would go pretty well, or atleast she hoped so, it didn't take long to set up either, just a few phone calls and everything was set, now.... she waited...

Rukia hummed quietly to herself as she colored in a Chappy drawing she had put in her sketchbook that morning, her prank should begin anytime now and Ichigo was none the wiser as he sat on his bed reading a recent Shounen Jump issue, and just as she was starting to grin an evil, malicious grin, her phone rang and everything began, "Hello?" she said, there was a short pause before her chipper voice turned sour, "W-What? B-But you... you can't do this! How can-!? ....No.... no Sir.... I.... I understand," she wispered, hanging up and falling to the ground, "Rukia? What's wrong?" Ichigo asked, tilting his head and putting his magazene down, "I.... I have to go back to Soul Society.... for good..." "What?" he wispered, "Not only is Soul Society making me return for good now, but.... I'm also being put in an arranged marrige," she cried, making him stare in disbeleif, "You're not gonig through with it are you?!" "I don't want to but what choice do I have?" "A-Alot of choice! A HUGE choice! I... I won't let them do this to you, I'm going to protect you Rukia," he said with determination, leaning forward to give her a short, loose hug, "I'm glad to hear that," she said with a smirk

It didn't take long for a Senkaimon to open in Ichigo's room and Renji and Byakuya (who were all for scaring the living crap out of Ichigo) to walk in and attempt dragging Rukia away, "I'll fight you!" Ichigo screamed, popping out of his body, and just as planned, Byakuya cast a Kido spell over him and the three dissapeared into the Senkaimon, Rukia muttering something along the lines of missing him as she dissapeared, "SO how long do you think it'll be until he comes after us?" Renji asked with a chuckle as the three walked down the path towards Seireitei, "Oh I don't know, that Kido should keep him busy for around twenty minutes, after that he'll need to go to Urahara's who's in on it too and he said he'd delay him a few hours, so he should get here either sometime this evening or sometime tommorrow morning," Rukia replied, "Excellent, can we move on to the next part of the plan now?" Renji asked excitedly, "Paitence, paitence, we can't rush," she explained, Byakuya's lips turned slightly upwards, "This was indeed a good plan," he said

"So who's the poor shcmuck that's going to play my 'husband'?" Rukia asked with a quiet laugh as she and Renji ate watermelon on the porch of her house, "Oh we aren't hiring a guy, we figure it'd be safer to just leave him to Ichigo's imagination," Renji replied with a chuckle, "Oh that makes sense," she replied with a quiet laugh, all of a sudden a familiar reistsu hit her like a bullet and she looked up to see Ichigo, clad in Bankai, standing above her, "I-Ichigo... wah-" "Where is he?!" "W-Who?" "Your brother, your fiancee', and anyone else who dares to try taking you away from me!" he howled, she gulped, "What are you even doing here?! You weren't supposed to be here fo- er... you aren't supposed to be here!" "Too bad, I'm saving your scrawny little butt as always, now where are they?" "L-Like I'd tell you!" she said, Ichigo turned to Renji and glared, "If you want to keep those tattoos you better tell me or I'll skin you alive," he threatened, Renji pointed to the house where Byakuya currently was and he took off, making Rukia and Renji exchange worried, frightened, glances, "Uh-oh...." Rukia muttered, "I don't get it, he wasn't supposed to be here for hours! Now what?!" Renji hissed with worry, "I don't know but he's MAD... I've never seen him so angry before! ..Well... I have a few times but usually only when he's at the end of his rope, when he's REALLY desperate!" the two looked at eachother a moment longer and started running inside

"I-I-Ichigo!! Just hold on a minute!" Rukia screamed as she and Renji ran after Ichigo through Byakuya's mansion, "P-Please wait!" Rukia called, she slid open one of the doors and sure enough, there stood Ichigo pointing his sword at Byakuya, who seemed unfazed, "Ichigo!! Put down your sword!" "No," "PLEASE!! It was just a JOKE! We were trying to prank you!" "It's too late Rukia, I'm doing what I have to do in order to protect you!" and just like that he slammed his sword forward, "ICHIGO!!" ....and the sword deflated.... she blinked and suddenly Renji started to burst into laughter along with Ichigo, even Byakuya started to smile, slightly, if she were to squint... "Wah...wah..." she muttered, Ichigo walked over to her, still holding his belly in laughter and trying to wipe the tears out of his eyes, "You... you.... you should see your face!!" he laughed, "Don't worry, I got it on camera!" Renji chimed, still laughing, Rukia just stared for a moment, "And what did you say? 'Wah wah'?" he cackled, falling onto the floor in hystarics, he was rolling and kicking and SCREECHING like a tortured animal.... and it WASN'T funny! ... Not to Rukia anyway.... "That was all a joke?" she wispered, "Yep, I told Ichigo how we could never prank you here in Soul Socieety and he told everyone else to tell you that about him so you'd fall for wanting to prank him, he knows you pretty well to know you'd fall for it!" Renji cackled, Rukia growled, now thoroughly embarressed and also angery, "YOU!" she screamed, walking up to Ichigo and kicknig him in the ribs, "And YOU! Renji you traitor!" she screamed, raising her foot and kicking him right between the legs, making him double over, "OWW!! Hey he was worse than me!!" "But I don't care if you ever have children, he, as much as I DISPISE him right now, is going to come in handy eventually," she growled as she stomped off to her room, Ichigo was still laughing, despite the pain, and Renji was about to cry in agony, Byakuya quietly got up and walked to Rukia's room, not bothering to nock before walking in and seeing her face-down in her bed, smoothering her pillow, "Brother why did you help them!?" she screamed, he glanced away, "I was simply curious of your reaction..." he muttered back, she groaned, "Do you want to get them back for this?" he asked, Rukia slowly looked up, "What did you have in mind?"

~+~

Renji was excited, not only did Rukia say there were no hurt feelings, but she even offered to set him up with anew freind of her's, and if Renji loved anything more than food, it was women.... though he probbably favoured food.... "Leuitenit, Mitchi is here," came the voice over the intercom, he smirked, "Send 'er in~!" he chuckled, a few moments later the door slid open and he noticed a shihaksho, that was fine.. until he looked up and saw a large, muscular man with a blue mohawk and a huge nose ring staring at him, "Hi, I'm Mitchi," came the deep tenor voice of the man, at that point, Renji screamed like a little girl

~+~

Renji's revenge was good, but Ichigo's was going to be even better and much more satisfying, she knew from talking to his freinds that the only way to scare him would be pure surprise, gore wouldn't do it, simple pranks wouldn't do it, what she needed was something that caught him COMPLETELY offguard, and knowing Ichigo, she had a feeling she pretty well knew what that was... "Ichigo! Come down here!" Rukia called as she walked into the house, only moments later Ichigo stomped down the stairs and met her with a confused look, "What's in the carrige?" he asked with confusion, pointing to the wite wicker carrige she was pushing, "My baby," she said simply, his jaw dropped, "WHAT?!" "You mean you didn't notice I had gained weight?" she asked with a huff, "You're lieing!" he grumbeled, stomping over to the carrige and peeking in, sure enough, there in the carrige was a beautifull baby girl, seemingly sleeping away, and the child must have only been born yesterday, she looked brand new! "H-H-How....? OH... this is someone ELSE'S baby isn't it? Who's kid did you steal Rukia?" he asked with a sigh, Rukia frowned, "She's MY baby Ichigo, here," she said, presenting him with a birth certificate stating "Rukia Kuchiki" as the mother, he gaped like a fish, "But.. but... but... but...!" "Want to hold her?" she asked, taking the infant out of the stroller, she wasn't sure wich was scaring him most, that she had a baby, that she had a baby that wasn't his, or that he hadn't noticed she was pregnant, or maybe it was that she didn't TELL him she was pregnant... oh well either way she expected him to pee his pants any minute now, carefully, she handed him the baby and he fumbeled to keep a hold, "She does have your hair and skin..." he muttered, still not fully beleiving her but there were few other explinations he could come up with, "She's got my eyes too," she mused, he looked at her for a moment with worry, "Rukia.... is this... is this REALLY your baby?" she rolled her eyes, "Well OFCOURSE she is!" she huffed, taking her back instantly and putting her back in the carrige, "It's just a shame she's not real," she mused, "Yeah i- WHAT?!" he screamed, she smirked, "Don't get me wrong Ichigo, this baby IS mine, I ordered her from an online gallery by an artist called Ashton Drake, he makes 'real skin' baby dolls, dolls that look, feel, smell, and sound like real babies, there are toddler dolls too, you can get them as young as a day old or as old as six years, they can breathe or not, have a heart beat or not, you can get a girl, a boy, anatomically correct, not antomically correct, with weight, without weight, open eyes, closed eyes, any color, ethnicity, dress style, facial expression you can imagine, it just so happens that this doll is a newborn that has a breathing device in it," she mused, at that moment... Ichigo fell over, "Ichigo? Ichigo are you alright?" she sighed and rolled her eyes, "Sissy... that's what you get for trying to pull the wool over my eyes..."
Day two of "31 Days Of Halloween" :D It doesn't state anywhere that it's Halloween in this fic, but it's late October so everyone is trying to prank eachother for Halloween, originally I just wanted a fic where Rukia was pranking Ichigo and his reaction was overboard xD Buuuut I decided that this would be even better :love: Oh and if you're wondering how Ichigo actually believed that doll was Rukia's baby, take a look at this doll [link] and this one [link] I actually own both Gracie and Emily and have taken them out on multiple occasions, people who see them really freak out :lmao: Especially when I was younger and would carry them xD People will come up to me and say how beauitfull they are and only after seeing that they aren't blinking or moving will they ask if they're real, when I say no they breathe a sigh of releif and will sometimes ask to touch them :lmao: Gracie is anatomically correct and Emily has a cloth body but has a real baby weight, they really are extremely realistic and you can order them in pretty much any way you want, you can even get them from private sellers that "Reborn" their dolls (take normal baby dolls and repaint/rehair/etc to make them look real) and get one to look like your own child, wich is why this one has Rukia's hair and skin color, you can see a reborn doll here [link] so as you can see it's very easy to fool people with these dolls, especially a person like Ichigo who tends to over react to things that involve Rukia (especially Rukia's health and well being.. and romantic life xD) so it isn't a stretch to say he'd act this way xD And if you're curious, I collect all types of dolls, and I'm looking at getting another Ashton Drake for Christmas :) But a less expensive one like Emmy or Jingles (Jingles is actually a new born orangatan doll xD) and yes, you can get dolls that "breathe" have "heart beats", move and blink their eyes, you can get them with sounds too, I'd like to start collecting ball-joint dolls too but they're soooooo expensive.. anyway I'll end my rambles here xD
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Oh wow that was funny. She should have made him drop the doll before telling him, just to make him feel guilty too. Then maybe he would learn his lesson about pranking her and the relief at finding out the baby isnt real would stop him from getting TOO angry and wanting revenge. 😈