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Flirting With Insanity

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Flirting With Insanity
Rukia's eyes opened slowly and uncomfortably as bright light fluttered through her irises, cringing, she slowly sat up and realised that she didn't reckognize this place... gulping, she looked around the lop-sided world, "Ichigo!?" she called, "So sorry, Ichigo's not here right now, may I take a message?" she turned around quickly and tilted her head, the person speaking was a bleached wite copy of Ichigo, she took a step back, "Who are you?" "I don't have a name," "Were am I?" "Ichigo Brainless Kurosaki's inner world," "So then.... you're his zanpokto?" the creature started laughing... hystarically... "Oh... oh that's the best thing I've heard all day... you're funny Queen," he laughed, she tilted her head, "'Queen'?" "Yeah, Ichigo is the king, and you're the queen," "But... how?" he smirked and took a step forward and put one finger under her chin, "Simple..." he replied, she stepped back, "I won't ask again, who are you?" "And I won't say it again, I don't have a name," she narrowed her eyes, "Why am I here?" "Why not come a little closer, Zangetsu is taking a nap, don't wanna wake him up," she frowned, Zangetsu was Ichigo's zanpokto, she new that much, "Fine," she mumbeled, stepping closer and looking into his eyes

Ichigo opened his eyes slowly and tried to adjust to the light, "Ichigo, are you waking up?" he looked up and blinked, "Oh... Zangetsu... wat's up?" "Do you no the TRUE root of your powers Ichigo?" he tilted his head, "Umm... yeah..." "Are you sure?" "Er.. yeah pretty sure... you and me right? As partners?" he shook his head slowly and Ichigo followed his gaze wen he saw his hollow almost KISSING Rukia! "RUKIA!!!" he screamed, scrambeling up and rushing over to them, Zangetsu looked up at the sky and sighed, "Why must I be cursed with two idiots oblviouse to their own love?"

"Just look into my eyes Queen," Hichigo hissed, tilting her head up after putting Rukia under hypnosis, "RUKIA!!!" Hichigo cursed and looked over as Ichigo came running forward, immediatly Rukia snapped out of her hypnosis, "I-Ichigo..." she mumbeled, he growled at his hollow and looked down at Rukia as she stumbeled along, he decided he better take care of her before anything else, "Come on Rukia, I'll get you out of here," he said, grabbing her arm and leading her away, he glared at his pouting hollow again and felt compelled to shake his head, his hollow was such a copy cat...

"Rukia, are you alright?" Rukia blinked, trying to clear her head of the haze, she groaned slightly and held her head, "Yeah.... I think I am...." she mumbeled, wondering how they had gotten back to Ichigo's room, "Wat happened?" he nearly growled, she shrugged, "I honestly don't no... I just woke up in your inner world, I'm not sure how I got there... all I remember is your hollow... I just made eye contact once but I ended up falling into hypnosis," he nodded once, "Ah, don't go there, my hollow in a manipulative gnome and that's putting it mildly," she looked away, "Rukia, why don't you relax, I'll be back later," "Were are you going!?" he smiled at her, "Don't worry," he repeated, then left the room, she sighed and closed her eyes, annoyed with the situation in general but also with the information his hollow had given her....

"Shinji!!" Ichigo shouted, throwing the door open, Shinji turned around, he had clearly been having a conversation with Hiyori because a red shoe-mark could be seen on his face, "Yo Ichigo, wat's up?" "My hollow, he's ... he's really out of line this time," Shinji blinked, "Well wat did he do?" "He dragged Rukia into my inner world and hypnotized her, if I hadn't gone to save her in time...." all of a sudden the vaizards started LAUGHING, hystarically... "Hey! Wat's so funny?!" "Rukia huh?" "Yeah...?" "And weren't you training to save her wen you developed your hollow?" "Yeah...." "Well it's simple! He's trying to show you how important she is to you Ichigo, it happens to every vaizard at some point," "But I no how important she is..." "Have you claimed her as your's?" his face went bright red, "W-W-W-WAT!? N-N-N-NO!!" "Then there you go, you love her, you should claim her, or your hollow will torment her," "Bull! You guys are just messin' with me!" Shinji shook his head, "Nope, sorry, but this time we aren't," "This time?!!!!" "I'd get going if I were you, who nos wen she'll be dragged to your inner world again," Ichigo paled and rushed out of the warehouse

Rukia shot down another plastic cup with her squirt gun, "Wow, you should consider changing your zanpokto to a gun instead of a sword," she shrugged and shot down another one as Ichigo came to sit next to her on the bench, "Why are you mad at the cups?" "They were there," she replied, shooting another one off of the fence, she had honestly gotten bored, couldn't sleep, and needed something to do wen she saw Ichigo's squirt gun... "Are you mad at me?" "No, why would I be?" "Well I just thought that maybe... you were mad because of my hollow-" "Idiot, that isn't your fault," "Ah..." he watched her shoot down cup after cup for a few minutes until they were all gone, "So um..." "So.." they turned to face eachother, "Listen I-" they both said at once, they looked away from eachother, "Ah, you go first," Ichigo mumbeled, "No you," Rukia replied, "You," "You," "You," "You," "Ladies first," "Age before beauty," "I insist," "I decline," he sighed, "Umm... well... see... I uh... I just um... I'm in love with you Rukia!" he shouted in a hurried voice, she blushed and looked away with a smile, "Ah.... funny... I was just about to say that... I love.. you... your hollow said that the less I'm around the weaker you are so-" "He wat!?" "You mean it's not true?!" "Well I don't think so... but Shinji just said that unless you become... I mean unless we.... unless we're a couple my hollow power will just get stronger-" "That's rediculouse!" "I smell a conspericy," "Me too..." "Wanna kill them AFTER we kiss?" "You bet," they both leaned in for a nice, serene kiss
Theme 74 "Creepy" Ah... idea is from this [link] :D Sorry if it's crap -_-
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AdilaRain's avatar
:giggle:

So funny and cute!