Confussion
"Ichigo," Ichigo looked over at a smiling Rukia, "Yeah?" "Can I PLEASE choose were we go for our honeymoon?" she batted her eyes in a flirty way at her fiance', he shrugged, "Probbably, why? Were do you wanna go?" she smiled and sat next to him, "Well, I was thinking we could go to San Fransisco because they have a live Great Wite shark in captivity, and then we could go to Miami for the beach and then Orlando for Sea World and then Vermount and-" "Vermount? Wat's in Vermount? Maple candy?" "No Silly! Lake Champagne!" "Lake Champagne?" "Yeah! You no! With Champ! They call him Champ because of Lake Champagne, you no," "Wat?!" "Oh come on Ichigo! Lake Champagne! Champ! The American sea monster! I don't even live here and I no that much!" "Oh!! CHAMP! You mean Lake CHAMPLAIN," "That's wat I said, Lake Champagne," "CHAMPLAIN, with an L!" "...Lake Champagne?" he threw his head back, "Why would they call it Lake Champagne? It's not like it's filled with Champagne or anything," "Well why do they call it Missisippi? I doubt any misses have sipped from that river," he opened his mouth to speak, then shut it, he had nothing to say about this, absolutely nothing, "......It's Lake Champlain,"
"Come on guys! It's your engagement party! You've gotta have some Champagne!" Renji nagged, Ichigo shook his head, "Uh, Renji, it's pronounced Champlain," Rukia said, smiling tiumphantly, Renji quirked an eyebrow, Ichigo shook his head, "No Rukia, CHAMPLAIN is a lake, Lake Champlain, with Champ, ok?" she nodded, "Champagne is a drink that has alchohol in it that Renji wants us to get drunk off of," Rukia nodded, "So... Champlain is with Champ .... and Champagne is the drink?" "Yes," "Ok," with that out of the way Ichigo went back to refusing Renji's idea of fun, in other words getting drunk
"Wat'cha watchin'?" Rukia asked curiously, "Wrestling," Ichigo replied, she sat next to him on the couch and watched the two wrestlers, "Who's winning?" she asked, unable to actually follow the barbaric "sport" "The guy in the red, his name's Champ," "Champ?!" "Not Champ as in Champlain," "Oh," the two watched on as "Champ" was thrown to the ground, "...He lost," she stated plainly, "Yes he did," the two continued to watch wen the annoouncer asked "Champ" about how the loss felt, his response? "Champ ... Pain!" Ichigo watched in horror as Rukia's eyes lit up and she grined at him, "I hate wrestling,"