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Chibi Picnic- January 2010

"Hello and welcome to the fiirst monthly Chibi Picnic!" Asagi yelled, trying to cover the entire park, "I am your host Asagi, and this is my co-host Dar-Baby," she said, gesturing to the woman beside her who had shorter hair and a slightly shorter height, but otherweise looked the same as Asagi did, "This picnic is to celebrate chibis and to socialize them, so everyone have a good time!" she announced, she looked beside her and saw a danergouse glint hidden Dar-Baby's eyes, "Um... why do you-" "RENJI!!!" "Oh," as fast as a bullet the short woman had bollted from her spot beside Asagi and had scooped Renji up in her arms, "Gah!!" he hissed, trying to get away, "He's SOOOO cute!!! Those are the cutest little tattoos I could just pinch them off!" Renji's eye twitched, "Please don't," the red-head sqweaked, Asagi laughed slightly and tore the little chibi away from her blonde relative, "Um, you can play with the chibis later ok?" she laughed, handing Renji back to his rightfull owner, Claire

Rukia sighed and looked around the park, seeing chibi after chibi after chibi, yet not the chibi she was looking for, "Asagi said he was coming but I don't see him..." she mumbeled, "Hello Rukia-Dear," chills went up her spine and she turned around to see the one person she least wanted to see, "Gin!" she hissed, instenctivly reaching for her sword before remembering that it had been confenscated due to the ... incedent... she had had earlier in the month with Grimmjow Jaggerjaques, Rukia cringed, "My it looks like your hair has grown a bit since I last saw you, I must say I don't like it, why I don't I cut it off for you?" he asked, grabbing Rukia by the hair, she yelped and started squirming to get away once she saw that somehow Gin had gotten a hold of a chibi-sized pair of siccors, she screamed again but he just wouldn't let her go! And in the current position she was in she couldn't turn around and blast him with a Kido either! "Let go of her!!" she turned to her right and saw Ichigo running towards her with his sword drawn, Gin immediatly let go of her hair and started running for his life as Ichigo charged after him, "Wait! I'll help you!" Rukia called, grabbing a near-by stick and chasing the two chibis

Hearing the comotion near by, a certain chibi was quite displeased by the ruckus and immediatly fled to the large area were the Chibi Owners sat talking about anime, manga, real life and ofcourse their chibis, "Princey!" he called, rushing up and tugging on his owner's sleeve, Princey blinked and looked down, "Oh hey Athrun, is something wrong?" he nodded once and pointed to the comotion between Ichigo, Rukia, and Gin, "I think they're trying to kill eachother," three gasps came from the picnic and Neko, Asagi, and Greg all stood up and ran towards the ball of fury that was previously their chibis, Asagi grabbed Rukia, Neko tugged on Gin, and Greg picked up Ichigo, "Alright, who wants to fess up?" Rukia pouted, "Gin pulled my hair and threatened to cut it all off! Then Ichigo saved me!" Neko gasped, "Gin! Bad Chibi!!!" she sqweaked, flicking Gin in the middle of the head, "Actually Neko, Rukia is lieing," Asagi gasped, "My chibi does NOT lie!" Neko glared down at Gin, "YOU better not be lieing!" Gin crossed his arms over his chest, "I didn't threaten to cut off ALL of her hair, just MOST of it," he corrected, Neko growled, "Gin..." she looked back up at the other two oweners, "I'm sorry about him Asagi, you too Rukia," Asagi smiled, "It's ok, my chibi gets out of hand sometime too," Neko glared at Gin again, "You're coming to the other side of the picnic with us for a wile," she stated, walking back to the other owners with Gin, Greg looked down at Ichigo, "Anything to say?" Ichigo smirked, "I protected my woman," he said smugly, Greg smirked, "Wait to go," he said, placing Ichigo back on the ground, Asagi nelt down and placed Rukia next to him, "Keep it up Ichigo," she said, petting them both before heading back to the picnic with Greg, Rukia smiled and blushed a little, Ichigo smirked and grabbed her hand, "I told you I'd always protect you," she giggled and followed him to were ever it was he was leading her

Mello glared at the sky, his owner Kayla had stuck him with her freind Serenity's chibi... Near... they said that he and Mello were going to be stuck with eachother the entire picnic and that alone was on his nerves, "Aww!! Such a cute little chibi!" Mello looked up and glared at Dar-Baby, "I am NOT cute, I'm dangerouse!" he insisted, Dar-Baby giggled, "Suuuure you are," she giggled, "You seem irritated," Mello sat up, "Yeah, because I'm stuck with HIM!" he pointed to Near, "Well... you no wat would be fun to do?" he shook his head, Dar-Baby grinned

Grimmjow stuck his tounge out to the side ever so slightly, "I'm tellin' ya', there's nothin' more fun than annoying that Soul Reaper," he stated, Hichigo tilted his head, "Who? My king? I have to agree, it IS a blast! You no the best way to annoy him-" "No no! That one!" he pointed to Rukia, "The one with the black hair!" Hichigo blinked, "Oh.. I've never tried annoyin' the Queen before, is it really that fun?" "Oh it is," they both turned around and saw Gin walking up on them from their positions behind a tree, "I thought you were in solitary confinement," Grimmjow stated, picking up a rather sizable pebble, "Neko let me go for a wile as long as promised not to torture Rukia-Dear anymore, but she never said I couldn't watch wile YOU did it Grmmjow," he chuckled, "Hey Hana! Get your butt over here and help us!" Grimmjow screeched, Hanatorou gulped and shook his head, "N-N-N-No Grimmjow! I-I-I won't h-h-help you!! Rukia is my f-f-f-freind!! I won't hurt her!" Grimmjow sighed, "Fine, watever, go run with the ants," he said, waving off his roomamte, "Now," he smirked, "Let me show you guys how to REALLY hurt that little ice queen!" he cackled, backing up with the pebble in hand, until they heard a small scream and turned around, jaws dropping as they saw a ball of wite flying down the hill at one hundred miles per hour in something a-kin to Barbie Stroller.... Hichigo's eye twitched as the stroller was then slowly tugged back up the hill, "I think this is a sighn....." Gin stated, Grimmjow just continued to stare at the oddity, "A sighn?" "Yes, that perhaps we should move closer to Little Rukia... with BIGGER amunition," Grimmjow cackled again, "I love you Gin!" he laughed, Gin frowned, "Sorry, but I don't swing that way," Hichigo slapped himself in the head, oh the stupidity of it all....

"I'm telling you! Vaccinations are just a conspeircy!" Asagi insisted, Gem snorted, "Oh PLEASE, you MUST be joking, is this like the fairy thing?" Asagi rolled her eyes, "I SWEAR fairies are real..." she muttered, "Um, not to bother you," the owners all turned and stared at little Uryuu Ishida, "But ... I saw a small blonde chibi pushing some albino off of a cliff, thought I should let you all-" "NEAR!!!" Serenity shouted, scrambeling to get up and rushing down the hill with Kayla on her trail, "Mello!" Asagi sighed and ran after them, leaving the other chibi owners alone with Uryuu, "This blanket is missing a few stittches," he stated, pulluing a tiny sewing kit out of his pocket, "I'll fix it," he said, pushing his glasses up, causing giggles and sqweals to come from a few of the girls

Izuru felt a tap on his shoulder and looked behind him, "C-C-C-C-C-Captin I-I-I-I-I-Ichimaru!!" he sqwealed, "Hello Izuru," Gin greeted, "I was wondering if perhaps you could help Grimmjow, Hichigo and I with a little something," Izuru gulped and took a step back, "W-W-W-Well... w-w-wat i-i-i-is it?" he choked, Gin's grin widened, "Oh just a little catapolt to launch a large rock at Little Rukia," "N-No! I... I won't do it!" "I'm your captin, you can't refuse," Izuru gulped wen he was aparently saved, all of a sudden his best freind, Shuhei Hisagi, jumped out from behind a corner with a stick... "Back off Ichimaru! No one scares MY best freind!!!" he growled, "Oh my Izuru, it looks like you have a body guard, how frightening," Gin chuckled, Shuhei growled and waved the stick wen all of a sudden Gin was mowed down by something, "YO IZURU!! SHUHEI!!" they turned around and saw Renji running towards them munching on a peice of chocolate, "Captin Ukitake has opened up like, this buffet thing with a TON of candy!!!" he hollered, grabbing Izuru's arm with one hand and Shuhei's with the other, "We better get there soon before that Mello guy hears about it and steals all the chocolate!"

"Mello!" Kayla screamed, "Wat the heck do you think you're doing!?" she screamed, staring at her chibi, who was laid back in a lawn chair and once again pushing Near off of the cliff with his foot, "NEAR!!" Serenity cried, racing down the hill to save her chibi, "Wat? You told me to spend time with him, I'm spending time with him," Kayla's jaw dropped as Serenity came back up the hill with Near clutching her shirt, "Look wat you've done! He's traumatized!" Kayla screamed, "He was already traumatized!!" Mello insisted, "Besides it's perfectly safe!" he said, kicking the stroller back down the hill and the rope breaking, sending the thing into a tree, he gulped, "Oops..." Kayla smacked herself in the forehead, "Were did you GET this hair-brained idea!?" he pointed to Asagi, "Her sister," Asagi shook her head, "I new this looked oddly familiar... MOTHER!!" she screamed, marching off to search for her mom, "Didn't I tell you to be carefull about wat you tell the chibis!?"

"Well yes Mr. Yao I can certainly make some chinesse food," Jyuushiro said with a smile, Yao rubbed his chin and smirked, "Excellent, simply excellent-aru," the 13th division captin had started cooking wen he heard a loud yelp that sounded astoundingly alot like Byakuya's, and sure enough the Kuchiki noble came running by in a flash with Senbonzakara chasing after him, "My Lord! It was only a little static electricity!!" the zanpokto's spirit shouted, but it seemed to not make much diffrence, Jyuushiro just blinked and watched the strange event, "Yo Captin Ukitake!" Renji hollered, pulling Izuru along with him, "How goes it?" Jyuushiro smiled, "Hello there Renji," "Have any cookies? Cakes? Anything mushy?" the red-head asked, licking his lips, Jyuushiro frowned slightly, "Sorry Renji but Byakuya specifically told me not to give you any junk food, he said you were getting fat," Renji's jaw fell to the floor, "Hey Izuru," he said, jabbing the blonde in the side, "Sneak me some sweets and I'll do your papperwork for a month," he muttered, fully prepared to shove the papperwork off on Rikichi, Izuru nodded once, "Got it,"

"Hehehe," Hichigo snickered, "I'm tellin' ya', this catapolt is GENIOUSE!" he said, looking back at his new freind, "Wat was your name again?"  "Naraku," the brunett replied, Hichigo snickered again, "Alright, Grimmjow, Gin, you guys get in the back, Naraku and I will light this baby ablaze and Queeny will be SCREAMIN'... meaning the King will fall right into our trap!" he cackled, "Wat are you doing?" Hichigo turned around and screamed, "Z-Z-Z-Z-Zangetsu! H-H-H-H-Hey!" Zangetsu's perma-frown furrowed, "Would you like to drowne in the rain like one of those stupid genny-birds?" Hichigo gulped, "No..." "Then would you like to be tied to a tree and set a-blaze like a roasted turky?" "No..." "Then heed my warning and leave the Queen alone, or you'll be skewerd," the man stated, walking off and towards his owner, Hichigo cringed, "Alright boys, we gotta abort the mission," Grimmjow gaped, "Abort the mission!? WHY?!" "He's my boss... I'm reistsu-particals if I touch a hair on Queeny's pretty little head..." he smirked, "Unless..." Grimmjow and Gin perked up, "Unless?" the light-haired men pressed, "Unless... we make sure the Queen is so 'happy' that we can't get in trouble," "Fufufuufu, you really SHOULD join the dark side, we have cookies," Gin stated, Hichigo shrugged, "I'd love to but the King prefers snowflakes if you get my drift," Grimmjow snickered and the two followed Hichigo away from the catapolt, Naraku snorted, "He isn't MY boss, I can do watevere I want," he said, lighting the thing on fire and the rock in the catapolt flyng forward and beaning his owner, Jade, in the back of the head, "Ouch," she mumbeled, rubbing the sore spot and looking around, Naraku's jaw dropped and he ran for his wicked life

Lunch came shortly after, it wasn't difficult collecting all the chibis as most of them ran to their owners the moment they smelled food, "Who's dog is this?" Gem asked, pointing to a small Toy Poodle, "Oh I forgot to introduce her earlier," Asagi said, "Her name is April, we can't really leave her home alone but she's harmless so we brought her," "Harmless," Rukia scoffed, Asagi rolled her eyes, "Rukia for the billionth time! She was giving you a bath!" "I don't care!" Rukia shot back, Ichigo kissed her cheek, making her blush and making most of the fangirls sqweal, "Ugh..." Gem groaned, "Not wile we're eating," she mumbeled, looking down at April, who was sitting between her and Asagi, "I can't believe you're letting your dog sit at the table to eat," she stated, Asagi blinked, "Why not? She's one of the girls," Greg coughed once, "Ahem?" "Er... one of us," Asagi corrected, Greg shook his head, "Honestly..." he muttered, fate would have it that he was the only guy amoungst all the owners... "Hey, I just realied something," Dar-Baby said, "Were did Renji go?" Claire tilted her head, "Yeah.... hey Renji!" she called, Lin shrugged and grabbed a bag of chips, "You really should keep an eye on your chibi Claire, I mean, Jyuushiro is right there," she said, pointing to her chibi, who was happily munching on candy, "Juicy~!!!" Dar-Baby called with a giggle, Lin shook her head slowly and opened the bag, then screamed, a small scream then coming from the inside of the bag, "I found him Claire!" she said, shoving the amlost-empty bag in Claire's direction, "Renji!" she gasped, noticing that there wasn't a singal crumb left in that bag but a very happy looking Renji staring up at her, "Yo," he said, she shook her head and pulled him out, "Reminds me of that time with my ferret Moonpie and my dad..." Asagi mused, "Oh God not the ferret story again..." Gem groaned, "Renji, did I not tell you to lay off the calories?" Byakuya asked, holding a small stick, Renji gulped, "Save me Claire!!" Renji screamed, "Go Byakuya-Sama!!" Gem cheered, Byakuya almost smirked... almsot... "Hey anyone got any chinesse food-aru?" Yao asked, not really minding that something or other had splattered on his green uniform due to the brawl between Byakuya and Renji

Asagi giggled as she watched Ichigo and Rukia, it was a cute sight watching them feed eachother, Gem groaned, "Ugh, I'm eating here!" she complained, Byakuya nodded once, "Indeed, it is truly disgusting," Gem picked him up and hugged him "I'm so glad you agree!!!" "Put me down," he demanded, she giggled and put him down, "Ah.. the ice in the cooler is melting!" Nova complained, "I'll help you out," Sode No Shirayuki offered, blowing some ice over the melting ice in the cooler, Nova smiled, "Thanks!" "No problum," Zangetsu cleared his throat, "That was a lovely trick," he stated, she smiled and blushed a bit, "Why thank you," she giggled, "N-No problum," he said, "Hey, were'd Grimmjow go?" K-Chan asked, looking around for her chibi, Uryuu cleared his throat, "I believe he's over there," he stated, pointing to were Grimmjow and Gin were trying to push a bowl of Ranch dressing onto an unsuspecting Rukia, "Drop it!" K-Chan screamed, both of them immediatly backed off and the bowl went tumbling over on the table, Gem shook her head slowly, "Hoesntly you all need to control your chibis, see how well behaved MINE is?" she asked, pointing to Byakuya, Greg snorted, "Well uh, not to burst your bubble Gem but that's only because YOUR chibi is snoozing," she looked down and sure enough Byakuya was laying there snoring, she shook her head again and listened as Neko and K-Chan scolded their chibis once more

Gem shook her head slowly, "NEVER in my life have I EVER seen a dog eat strawberry yogurt..." she muttered, watching April lick some yogurt out of a bowl, Asagi giggled, "I told you my pup was special," Gem shook her head, "Does anyone have any wipped cream for these strawberries?" Rukia asked, holding up a strawberry (wich was about as big as she was) Kayla started snickering and Asagi opened a small bowl of wipped cream, Death narrowed his eyes, irritated that there was no symmetry AT ALL in the table, it was really driving him crazy, "Is something wrong?" he looked up at a young, green-eyed chibi, "There's no symmetry at all in this table," "Want to look for a way to make it symmetircal?" the boy seemed a bit meloncholic but Death wasn't complaining, "Sure, wat's you name?" "Aiden, your's?" "Just call me Death,"

Yumichika stared for a moment, "Wat?" Grimmjow snapped, Yumichika tilted his head, "Well ice-blue is out of season this year.... have you ever considered going blonde?" Grimmjow's eye twitched, "Blonde?" he growled, "Now now Grimmy," Gin said, "Grimmy!?" needless to say the chibi-fied Espada was fuming, Renji, overhearing all this, decided to save poor Yumichika from the wrath of the Espada, "Hey cool! Naked chicks!" he shouted, Grimmjow and Gin both snapped up, "Were!?" they screamed, darting off in the opposite direction, "Thanks," Yumichika muttered, looking around at all the chibis, "So ugly," he stated, "Indeed, people with no fashion sense really shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes," Uryuu agreed, Yumichika's eyes lit up and he turned to his new freind, "You agree with me?" he wispered, Uryuu adjusted his glasses, "Ofcourse, some people have no taste at all," "I think so too!" the two smirked at eachother, "Are you thinking wat I'm thinking?" Yumichika asked, "Make over as many chibis as possible?" Uryuu agreed, Yumichika smirked, "Starting with HIM!" he said pointing to were he saw Greed harrassing Sode No Shirayuki and getting a rather bad threat from Zangetsu, "I'll get the rope, you get the fabric," Yumichika suggested, "On it," Uryuu replied

"So you two are actually spirits!?" Kiku sqwealed happily, Ichigo and Rukia nodded once, the little chibi Japan was almost crying in anticipation of hearing the details, "And not just us, alot of chibis here at the picnic are actually spirits," he beamed, "Really!?" he sqweaked, "Ok ok! Tell me more!" Rukia was about to respond wen she heard a loud sigh and turned around, "Oh please, sure, 'ghosts', why don't you go haunt a sunken ship," Suigetsu mocked, Rukia narrowed her eyes, Ichigo stood up and drew his zanpokto, "Hey! No one talks to my wo-" Suigetsu was suddenly in front of him with huge eyes, "W-Wat.... wat kind of sword is that?" he wispered, Ichigo blinked, "Oh um... it's called a zanpokto," he stated, Suigetsu was extremly fascinated by this, "Ooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!" he said, "C-Can I touch it?" "No..." "How much would you sell it for?" "Get away Freak!" "PLEEEEAAAASSEEEEE sell it to me!!" "No!" as Suigetsu chased Ichigo around Kiku decided to go back to his conversation, "So um, Miss Rukia, tell me, can you REALLY walk through walls?" "Well um..."

"So," Jerome said, looking over at April, who was currently wearing a blanket and Asagi's jacket, "Any thoughts on fighting evil?" the toy poodle blinked, "I'll take that as a no... any tricks?" she sneezed, "I'll take that as another no..." "You no.. she can't talk," Asagi stated, Jerome frowned, "That really is too bad," "T-T-Talking d-d-d-doggie?" he turned around and saw Rukia with sparkling eyes staring at him, "Well yes, I can speak and I am of the kainine species," suddenly Rukia had glomped the pup, "Oooohh!!! SOOOOOOO cute!!!!! Ichigo can we keep him!? Please please please please please!????!!!!" she screamed, Ichigo rubbed the back of his neck, "Trust me Rukia between Asagi and Greg we have too many dogs..." he muttered, Rukia frowned, "I'm sorry but I already have an owner," he stated, Rukia's frown deepened, "That's really too bad..." she mumbeled

Izuru sighed, watermelon was nice but it wasn't nice to bite into a seed, without really thinking about it he spit the seed out, "No!!! Lord Byakuya!!" Senbonzakara screamed, jumping in front of his sleeping master as the seed his against his chest plate and fell dully to the ground, "I will protect Lord Byakuya with all my heart and soul!!" "Real smoothe Buddy," Shuhei said dully, Pucky started to laugh, "Hey Gem! I think our chibis could really become great lovers aye?" Gem growled, "Be quiet Pucky, hey Kurosaki!" Asagi and Ichigo both snapped away from their conversations and answered Gem, "Yes?" Gem sighed and pointed to Asagi, "Not YOU Kurosaki," she pointed to Ichigo, "THAT Kurosaki," Asagi shrugged and went back to talking to Monica about chibi discipline, Ichigo tilted his head, "Yeah?" "Let me borrow Rukia for a moment," he crossed his arms over his chest, "Why do you want her?" "Oh RELAX I couldn't kill her if I wanted to.. even I'M not THAT cold..." she said, "I don't trust you," Ichigo growled, she had an incredable urge to spit on the chibi but she figured it wasn't a real bright idea to spit on the only chibi there who had an adult, male owner who was probbably taller than her, "Likewise," she said, "Asagi says you like to torture your charectors," Asagi cringed and tried to pretend that she didn't just hear that, "I do, but Rukia doesn't count, she's the only one who's immune strangely enough," Gem stated, reaching over and picking Rukia up by the back of the shirt, "HEY!" Ichigo growled, Gem set Rukia down in front of Byakuya, "Rukia you love your Nii-Sama right?" she nodded once, "Yes I do," "And you're a smart girl right?" she nodded once, "Yes I am," Gem pointed to Ichigo, "Then wat in the world are you doing with THAT twit!?" Rukia blinked, "But I love him," Gem rolled her eyes, "Wat about your brother?" "He's my brother," "And you have no feelings for him?" Rukia tilted her head, "He's my brother," she repeated, Gem shook her head slowly, sometimes Rukia really could be quite dense...

Rukia tilted her head, "Do you REALLY think I'd look good with long blonde hair?" she asked, looking in the mirror as Yumichika raked his fingers through her hair, he nodded, "Oh yes, definatly," "And you need to wear things that are tighter to show off your assets," Uryuu stated, Yumichika pressed the lever on the salon chair to make it a bit higher so he could have a better angel, "Hmmmm... and you should also consider implants," Rukia cringed, "R-Really? You think I need them?" Yumichika snorted, "Honey MY chest is bigger than your's," Rukia frowned, "Is not... I'm wearing heavy clothes! This coat makes me look smaller..." Ichigo snatched her out of the salon chair immediatly with a blush on his face, "That's MORE than enough of that! Honey you're gorgeouse the way you are," he said, tugging her away, "Can I go play with the talking dog again?" "Yes Dear," Yumichika frowned, "Great.." "Ahem?" Uryuu said, Yumichika turned around and smiled wen he saw Hanatorou, "Oh Little Squad Four member~?" he called, "You need your hair greased~!"

Ichigo and Gem had gotten into a fight and now Ichigo had a rather large bruise on the back of his head, his trophy? A small patch of hair he had maneged to grab onto, now he was getting scolded by his owner and Rukia was all alone, "I guess I'll go talk to Renji..." she mumbeled, standing up and walking through the crowd of chibis who, for the most part, were spitting watermelon seeds at eachother, she finally saw her tattooed freind but decided not to bother him because he was currently having wat seemed to be a rather interesting conversation with Athrun, although wat those two could be talking about was simply beyound her, she still figured it best not to take him away from his new freind, she sighed wen she felt a tap on her shoulder, she turned around and saw a small blonde chibi, who, despite it being January, was wearing a mid-drift (though she had a heavy jacket on too) "Hi... I'm Hali... my owner says I need to socialize," Rukia smiled, "I'm Rukia, my owner says the same thing," Hali shrugged, "Hey ... you wanna arm wrestle?" Rukia asked, Hali smirked, "I thought you looked cool," she said, putting her arm up

Yumichika shook his head slightly and sighed, looking over at were Aiden and Death prepared to make the table "symetrical" (not that they could) "Really, did is hair stylist get drunk or something?" Yumichika said rhetorically, "It looks like a car ran through paint and then over his hair," Uryuu smirked, "Want to go correct it?" Yumichika smirked back, "Oh yes indeed," he chuckled, suddenly feeling a pull on his shirt, they both looked up to see a rather angry looking fangirl, her eye twitched, "Don't you DARE say ANYTHING to him!!! Understand?" she growled, Uryuu and Yumichika both gulped, "Luke? Why are you threatening someone else's chibis?" Kismet asked, Luke immediatly put down the chibis and smiled, "Oh um... I .. let's go see if there's any chocolate left!!"

Hali shook her hand slightly, "Man.... that's your fifth win in a row...." Rukia stretched out her arm, "It wasn't easy..." she mumbeled, the conversation was cut short wen they heard a loud wistle, "Ahem," Asagi said, putting the wistle down, "Greed and Saguru have something they'd like to announce," Jessie blinked, "Wat on earth could those two have in common?" she mumbeled to herself, Greed took the tiny microphone (fake microphone; it came out of a Barbie kit) and laughed, "We're announcing the first annual watermelon-seed-spitting contest!!" he laughed, "Whoever gets their seed the farthest will get a really big prize!!" Saguru tapped him on the shoulder, "Actually Greed there are no prizes," he snorted, "Watever..." he mumbeled, Saguru then stepped up, "There are RULES however, no using any type of special power you may have, no spitting a seed AT anyone on purpouse or by accedent, and no stepping over the line wen spitting, if any of these rules have been violated I shall no about it," he stated with a smirk, "To be clear, Saguru is a detective," Jessie stated, "And why exactly would Greed be doing something this nice?" Kayla asked, Greed smirked, "I'm hoping that lovely lady over there will win and give me a kiss," he said, gesturing to Hali, who simply rolled her eyes

It was down to the wire now, only two contestants remained, Rukia Kuchiki and Sasuke Uchiha, they both spit their last seed so far that it was out of eye sight! "I have a solution to this problum!" Saguru stated, Kio and Asagi tilted their heads, "You do?" they asked in unison, Saguru nodded once, "I do! I used my deductive skills to seek out someone who could help us figure out who's seed went the farthest!" he cleared his throat and gestured to his side, "I bring you ... Vince Noir!!" Sasuke smacked himself in the head, "You have GOT to be KIDDING me," he muttered, Rukia tilted her head, "I thought Hali, Shirayuki, Soi Fon, and I were the only girl chibis here," Vince frowned, "I'm a guy..." he muttered, "Oh..." Rukia said with a blush, "How can he help?" Sasuke asked, Vince smirked and pulled a comb out of his pocket, then proceeded to run it through his charcoal hair, "Simple! I have freinds in high places!" he chirped with a wistle, Sasuke just stared at him with a dead-pan look for a moment as a squirrel hopped onto the table and Vince proceeded to explain the situation to the squirrel, "I think this guy belongs in an asylum..." Sasuke mumbeled, "My freind the squirrel says that he indeed saw who's seed went farther!" Vince announced and gestured to Rukia, "He said that the lovely lady with raven colored hair spit the seed so far that it found it's way to Neverland!" Rukia smiled, "I won!?" "You won," Vince confirmed, Sasuke snorted, "Oh PLEASE, her seed did NOT go farther than mine," he insisted, Saguru smirked, "Well if I can have a saliva sample from each of you I can confirm that or deny it," he stated, Sasuke just shook his head and wandered off, "Not worth the trouble," he called out, "I've always wanted to be able to talk to animals," Rukia told Vince, "You're lucky," Vince tucked a stray strand of hair behind his ear, "Yes well... I AM rather in luck," he chuckled, soon being pushed out of the way by Greed, "Soooo Pretty Lady, you no in Ishbal it's a tradition to kiss the host of a contest if you win," Rukia blinked, "Really?" "Really," he confirmed, she shrugged and closed her eyes wen she heard a sudden thud... and watched Greed and Ichigo beat the snot out of eachother... "No one touches my woman!" Ichigo screeched

Rukia shook her head slowly as she used her kido on Ichigo, "Really, you're too protective," she stated, Ichigo just snorted, Byakuya shook his head and looked over to see his owner in an argument with Senbonzakara's owner Pucky, he was about to go over and eavesdrop wen he heard the word "yaoi" and decided to go in the opposite direction, "Um, hey," he turned around, "Oh, hello Soi Fon," he greeted, walking towards the cooler for some watermelon, "Um, your Kensiekin look really nice today," he raised an eyebrow, "Thank you..." he mumbeled, she just nodded slowly, "Um, Byakuya, I've been thinking for a long time now ....  and I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to-" her sentence was cut short by the sound of a chainsaw, they both turned around and saw Aiden and Death cranking up a toy saw, "This thing's gonig to have symmetry no matter how many splinters fly!!" Death cackled

Asagi sighed, she hadn't expected this to happen... apratently the Hetalia chibis and the Bleach chibis were having a "debate" on who's fandom was bigger, "Hetalia is biigger AND better!" Arthur shouted, Ichigo snorted, "Oh PLEASE! Bleach is the second most-read manga in the world!!" Ichigo retorted, "And wat IS Bleach? Just hot girls and dudes running around killing things with swords?" "Well wat's Hetalia? Just people named after countries having tea right?" By this time the two light-haired men were at eachother's throats, "Oh STOP it you two!" Cat hissed, pulling Arthur away from Ichigo and leaving the berry to Rukia's conrtol, Asagi shook her head, "Actually," Kiku said, stepping over to Ichigo, "I'm on their side," Russia's eye twitched, "TRAITOR!" he screeched, Arthur snorted, "I figured this would happen," he muttered, "Well ofcourse, THEY'RE cool," Kiku stated, Cat and Asagi just sighed and shook their heads

"It's really too bad we can't stay later," Kayla stated, Serenity nodded once, "Yeah but it's January, it's too cold out here, I'm sure we can have longer picnics in the summer," she said with a smile, Mink giggled, "Hey, most of our chibis are too worn out anyway," she laughed, picking up Aiden from the picnic table and petting his brown hair with her finger and then putting him in her sweater pocket, "But we'll be meeting again in Febuarary right?" Glacey asked, Asagi nodded, "Yep, the next picnic is Feburary 28th," Glacey smiled and looked over at her chibi, "We should get going, ready Suigetsu?" he shrugged, "Yeah, sure watever," "Aren't you cold?" he shrugged, "Eh, not really," she rolled her eyes, "Woah... I see stars..." Suhei muttered, "Me too," Izuru replied, Katie and Gohanna both gasped and rushed to their chibis, "They're drunk!" Katie screamed, "Who's the idiot who brought alchohol!?" Gohanna screeched, Greed wisteled suspeciously and kicked a bottle of beer behind him, Mitsuki smiled and pixked up Fuji, "Yeah, they're all worn out but atleast my chibi isn't drunk," she giggled, suddenly a loud gasp was heard and K-Chan turned around, "Wat's wrong Sis?" she asked, G-Chan's mouth was open as she pointed to her chibi, "THAT is wat's the matter!" she shreiked, Hanatorou's hair was smoothed back with grease and he was wearing a leather jacket, jeans, and boots, he looked like Joey from Freinds for lack of a better description, "G-Chan!" Hanatorou cried, his owner picked him up and snarled, "I'm gonna go find who did this to you!" she screeched, stomping off, Asagi sighed and shook her head slowly, "Well, until next time folks!"
Next picnic is Febuarary 28th </u> :D

I am aware that some chibis had a bit more spotlight than others, despite that I tried to even it out, this was simply due to wich chibis I had more ideas and more information for, but there will be other picnics and I gurantee that all chibis will have the same amount of spotlight in the wash </i>

Special thanks to :iconthe-den: for posting my picnics in their blog!

Chibis and their owners:

Rukia Kuchiki- :iconasagi-k-kurosaki:
Athrun Zala- :iconprince-in-disguise:
Mello- :iconpoisonedanime:
Grimmjow Jaggerjaques- :iconk-chanlovesanimexd:
Byakuya Kuchiki- :iconlemgemapple:
Ichigo Kurosaki- :iconvieldric:
Jyuushiro Ukitake- :iconlinake:
Near- :iconforneverazure:
Senbonzakara- :iconpucky-chan:
Gin Ichimaru- :iconnekonotaishou:
Uryuu Ishida- :icontenshizeru:
Yao- :icontigerwolf44:
Aiden Herro- :iconminkfreak:
Hichigo Shirosaki- :iconpoiikil:
Zangetsu- :iconaururaknight:
Death The Kid- :icongaaranekogf1:
Sagura Hakuba- :iconjessypie:
Kaku- :iconkadaj-fallen-angel:
Greed- :iconakina-sa:
Renji Abari- :iconcmc42:
Vince Noir- :iconchiimo-chiru:
Izuru Kira- :iconhinataboco:
Fuji Syusuke- :iconanimelovermitsuki101:
Naraku- :iconair-siren-satsuki:
Sode No Shirauki- :iconmagicknightnova:
Hali- :iconsuzuario:
Russia- :icontobimegoodboy:
Sasuke Uchiha- :iconrikakio:
Soi Fon- :iconsilverm00n123:
Mukuro Rokudo- :iconxmistynight:
Kiku Honda- :iconshikaandshiro:
Jerome- :icongingagirl95:
Yumichika Asygawa- :iconsushi1382:
Shuhei Hisagi- :iconnarutoroxsmysoxoff:
Arthur- :iconarthobot:
Hanatorou Yamada- :icong-changamingfreak:
Suigetsu- :iconglaceyroserade:
April- My real life puppy
Dar-Baby- My real life mom XD
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aahaha!! great story man!! love it!! :bulletred::heart::bulletred: