Bleach Creative Fact

Bleach: "Creative Fact"
Creativity -

Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!

Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways

Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....

Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....

Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....

Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!

Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*

Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight

Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the dellusion that Lady Yoruichi will dump the blonde bimbo for me and continously make passes at her, even though she's completly and utterly obliviouse!

Momo: I take out my creativity by praising my Aizen shrine every day, three times a day, without fail

Nanao: I take out my creativity by finding bigger and heavier books to hit my captin with

Shunsui: I take out my creativity by finding as many diffrent places as I can to nap and hide from Little Nanao

Toshiro: I take out my creativity by searching every inch of every place that exists were my leitenit could have possibly hidden a credit card bill

Rangiku: I take out my creativity by searching every inch of every place that exists were I could possibly hide a credit card bill!! And then hiding them!!

Kenpachi: I take my creativity the same way I take out my anger, I KILL THINGS!!!

Yachiru: I take out my creativity by giving everyone nicknames that are usually extremly offensive!!!

Ikkaku: I take out my creativity by trying to find new excuses for being bald!

Yumichika: I take out my creativity by staying beautifull *flips hair*

Ukitake: I take out my creativity by trying to see how long I can go without getting sick *coughs*

Rants -

Rukia: I HATE it wen people call me flat-chested or say I look like a guy! I'm a girl and I have the estrogen to prove it! Jeez I mean boobs aren't everything! I'm a C cup! C CUP!! *rambels off into the distance*

Ichigo: Could people KINDLY  SHUT THE HECK UP about my hair!? It's orange, plain and simple, I mean so I look like a walking tangerene! BIG DEAL! I hear some peoplle have PURPLE hair!! *rambels off into the distance*

Renji: If someone compares me to a monkey ONE more time I'm gonna- *shoots off long lisst of explitives*

Orihime: I wish people would stop winning about my winning!! So I'm not Bat Girl, ok, like total big deal, like I mean I see these shojo novels and those girls can't even scream Kurosaki-Kun like I can so like I'm better than that at least and.... oooohhhh cucumbers and bean paste!!

Uryuu: You no people have started to annoy me lately with calling me snarky, and allow me to say that "snarky" isn't even a word ok? It's almost has bad as buttons and the word "haphazard"

Yoruichi: .... You no I have nothing to rant about.... well that's irritating.....

Urahara: Sooooo for all those people out there who believe I like younger guys, I have this GREAT new experime- I mean... "invention" for you to try~!

Byakuya: ....... These are NOT hair curlers...... they're SENKEIKIN...... and my name is NOT Captin Pretty Hairs......

Soi Fon: Would you all STOP pairing with me guys!? I love Youirchi!! Youirchi! Youirchi! Youirchi! Youirchi! Youirchi! *rambels off into the distance*

Momo: You guys stop saying bad things about me!!! I don't wanna die!!!! I'm a good charector!!!!

Nanao: You no Captin Kyoraku is the most irritating, annoying, snoring, snoozing, medivial, nieanderthol of a missing link, that one captin could ever be so extremly frustarting and- *rambels off into the distance*

Shunsui: Zzzzzzzzzz

Toshiro: I AM NOT SHORT! I AM NOT SHORT AND I DO NOT HAVE A BAD TEMPER!!!! *is standing on a chair*

Rangiku: Really you guys.... my boobs aren't THAT big.... yet.....

Kenpachi: Anyone who insults me will get more than just their HEAD chopped off

Yachiru: Hahahaha!! I have no complaints!! Everybody LOVES me!!!

Ikkaku: I AM NOT BALD! I AM NOT BALD! I AM NOT BALD!!! It's SHAVED!!!

Yumichika: *gasps* Wat do you MEAN my eyebrows are UGLY!?

Ukitake: *sips tea* *coughs* I'm not isck ALL the time *coughs*

Enemies -

Rukia: Gin *hisses* I'm gonna kill that createn if I have anything to do with it... if I have to die to bring that smirk off of his face then so be it.. *hisses*

Ichigo: I wanna fight Aaronino 'cause he hurted Rukia twice already!

Renji: I don't have an enemy, I wanna defeat Captin Kuchiki but that's about it.... kinda boring actually....

Orihime: Enemy? Wat enemy? I don't have an enemy, I'm a FREINDLY person!!! *smiles*

Uryuu: I want to kill all Soul Reapers!!!! ..... Except the freindly ones *pushes glasses up*

Yoruichi: My enemy is the rules

Urahara: AIZEN MUST DIE!! AIZEN MUST DIE!! AIZEN MUST DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Byakuya: Enemy? I have no enemy, my enemy is any enemy of the Soul Society's.... on second thought I have ALOT of enemies.... ALOT...

Soi Fon: My enemy is that delenquit snot-wad Urahara... HE MUST DIE SO I CAN BE WITH LADY YORUICHI!!!!!

Momo: Um, I TRY not to have any enemies but um... I guess it isn't easy...

Nanao: My enemy is those trashy books Captin Kyoraku reads...

Shunsui: *yawns* I'm too tired to have any enemies, I need a nap *yawns*

Toshiro: My enemy is Aizen, he made Momo cry

Rangiku: My enemy is people who have no fashion sense!

Kenpachi: Enemy? EVERYONE'S my enemy! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Yachiru: I don't have enemies! Nya~!

Ikkaku: Anyone who calls me bald will die *spit falls on his head* ALRIGHT WHO DID THAT!?

Yumichika: Ugly people are my enemies *flips hair*

Ukitake: I don't believe in having enemies *sips tea* *coughs*

Annoyences -

Rukia: The most annoying thing for me is wen people TRACE art and SELL it and CLAIM it's their own, as an artist, it's really annoying *coughnicksimmonscough*

Ichigo: The most annoying thing for me is wen my hollow comes around causing a riot, as a Soul Reaper, it's really annoying

Renji: The most annoying thing for me is having to fight on an empty stomach, as a pig- I mean.... someone who enjoys food.... that's really annoying

Orihime: The most annoying thing for me is wen I forget wat I was saying.... um..... wat am I supposed to say again?

Uryuu: The most annoying thing for me is wen people insult my Quincy pride, as a Quincy that's really annoying

Yoruichi: The most annoying thing for me is wen I turn human in front of a pervert, it takes all the fun out of scaring people, as a girl that's really annoying

Urahara: The most annoying thing for me is wen my experiments go arie and I'm not there to watch the catastrophy, as a mad scientist that's really annoying

Byakuya: The most annoying thing for me is wen that *lets out long string of explitives* CAT comes in here and steals my koi..... as a fish lover that's really annoying

Soi Fon: The most annoying thing for me is wen I screw up in front of Lady Yoruichi, as her future wife that's really annoying

Momo: The most annoying thing for me is wen Lil' Shiro calls me Bed Wetter Momo! As someone who hasn't done that for months that's really annoying!!!

Nanao: The most annoying thing for me is wen Captin Kyoraku falls asleep in the middle of papperwork! As a leitenit that's REALLY annoying!!

Shunsui: Zzzzzzzzzzzz * CAPTIN KYORAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!* Wah hm ah!? *wakes up*

Toshiro: The most annoying thing for me is wen someone underestimates my intellegence, for a prodigy that's REALLY annoying

Rangiku: The most annoying thing for me is wen Captin Hitsugaya catches me with his credit card!! THAT is REALLY annoying!!

Kenpachi: Like I care

Yachiru: Weeeeeeee!!!!! Nothing annoys me~!!!!

Ikkaku: The most annoying thing for me is if anyone calls me bald-

Yumichika: The most annoying thing for me is wen I see an ugly person, THAT is really annoying

Ukitake: I don't believe in letting things annoy you *sips tea*

Team Mates -

Rukia: My team mates are the members of my squad and Ichigo!

Ichigo: My team mate is Rukia *sexy smirk*

Renji: My team mates... are my drinking buddies!! *nods enthusiastically*

Orihime: My team mate is Uryuu 'cause he's the only one weak enough to be a healer's partner ^^

Uryuu: My team mate is my bow *shifts glasses*

Yoruichi: My team mate is Urahara 'cause we're partners in EVERY sense of the word

Urahara: My team mate is my brain-... I mean... Yoruichi....

Byakuya: Team mate? Why would I need a team mate? I am perfectly capable of doing everything by myself

Soi Fon: My team mate is my toy cat ^^

Momo: My team mate is Captin Aizen!.... Well "was"

Nanao: I don't have a team mate, plain and simple

Shunsui: My team mates are these LOVELY books here *waves a copies of Icha Icha series around*

Toshiro: My team mate is *sigh* unfourtinatly my leitenit...

Rangiku: My team mate is my captin! Wen he's not being a grouch anyway...

Kenpachi: Who needs a team mate wen I got brutte strength?

Yachiru: WEEEEE CANDY!!!!!

Ikkaku: Yumichika is my partner.... I no wat I said *smirk*

Yumichika: My team mate is beauty~! Duh

Ukitake: Shunsui is my team mate *coughs loudly and dramatically*

Intellegence

Rukia: I'm intellegent because I new Ichigo was an idiot from the moment I met him

Ichigo: I'm intellegent because I'm still alive so I must've done somethin' right

Renji: I'm intellegent because..... I have no idea.....

Orihime: I'm intellegent because I'm third in my calss and I'm not easily distrac- .... ooooohhhhhhhh a butterfly!!!!

Uryuu: I'm intellegent because I'm a Quincy, duh

Yoruichi: I'm intellegent because I'm not you *laughs*

Urahara: I'm intellegent because I haven't caused an apocolypse!!!!! .... Yet....

Byakuya: ...... Do not degrade me with such things

Soi Fon: I'm intellegent because I love Lady Yoruichi

Momo: I'm intellegent because I did see Aizen's betrayl coming!! ... Oh wait I mean "didn't"

Nanao: I'm intellegent because I read .... well THAT was boring....

Shunsui: I'm intellegent because I read too!!! *coughhentaicough*

Toshiro: I'm intellegent because I'm a prodigy, duh

Rangiku: I'm intellegent because if not then I'd be dead by now~!

Kenpachi: Who needs smartness? I got killing power

Yachiru: CANDY~!!!!!!!!!

Ikkaku: I'm intellegent because I have a big head, so I must have a big brain

Yumichika: I'm intellegent because I'm beautifull

Ukitake: I'm intellegent because people love me ^^

Value -

Rukia: I value my loved ones

Ichigo: I value my loved ones

Renji: I value my stash of food

Orihime: I value my secret recipies!!!

Uryuu: I value my Quincy pride

Yoruichi: I value my tail *smirks*

Urahara: I value my woman!!!

Byakuya: I value my pride

Soi Fon: I value my many, many, many cats

Momo: I value my sanity.... oh ... woopse I lost it

Nanao: I value my books

Shunsui: I value my sleep, so I should get some more!!

Toshiro: I value my papperwork

Rangiku: I value my captin's credit cards~!

Kenpachi: I value my strength!!!

Yachiru: I value my CANDY!!!!!

Ikkaku: I value my head

Yumichika: I value my beauty

Ukitake: I value my freinds and family *sips tea*

Empowered -

Rukia: I'm empowered by my will to get stronger

Ichigo: I'm empowered by my will to protect

Renji: I'm empowered by my need to get more tattoos....

Orihime: I'm empowered by Kurosaki-Kun ^^

Uryuu: I'm empowered by my Quincy pride

Yoruichi: I'm empowered by Catnip!!

Urahara: I'm empowered by cheimical X!! I mean...... caffene?

Byakuya: I'm empowered by Starbucks

Soi Fon: I'm empowered by hating Urahara

Momo: I'm empowered by..... Captin Aizen...?

Nanao: I'm empowered by reading

Shunsui: I'm empowered by sleeping, so I should probbably go do that

Toshiro: I'm empowered by anti-stupiditity

Rangiku: I'm empowered by lip gloss!!

Kenpachi: I'm empowered by ME!!

Yachiru: I'm empowered by CANDY!!!

Ikkaku: I'm empowered by moonlight! *bald head shines in the light*

Yumichika: I'm empowered by my beautifull-ness

Ukitake: I'm empowered by tea *sips tea*

Food -

Rukia: I wish I could live on nothing but strawberries for the rest of my life...

Ichigo: I wish I could live on nothing but chocolate for the rest of my life... then again I'd always be on a sugar high.... maybe not...

Renji: I wish I could live on nothing but food for the rest of my life... oh wait I can!! If only Captin would let me >>

Orihime: I wish I could live on nothing but dounuts for the rest of my life.... no .. bean paste.... no... ice cream.... no ... cake... no sandwitches.... no-

Uryuu: This is a stupid perdicimant....

Yoruichi: I wish I could live on nothing but everything

Urahara: I wish I could live on nothing but sugar~!!!!!

Byakuya: I wish I could live on nothing but Starbucks, SERIOUSLY, we need it here

Soi Fon: I wish I could live on nothing but adrenaline

Momo: I wish I could live on nothing but WATERMELON!!!

Nanao: I wish I could live on nothing but non-alchoholic, caffene free, sugar free, non-sweetened, non-spiced *rambels*

Shunsui: I wish I could live on nothing but sake......

Toshiro: I wish I could live on nothing but fruit

Rangiku: I wish I could live on nothing but oranges!! They're pretty like my hair...

Kenpachi: I wish I could live on nothing but blood *smirks*

Yachiru: I wish I could live on nothing but CANDY!!!

Ikkaku: I wish I could live on nothing but jawbreakers

Yumichika: I wish I could live on nothing but beauty~!

Ukitake: I wish I could live on nothing but tea *sips tea* *coughs violently*

Animals -

Rukia: My favirote animal is a bunny!! I LOVE bunnies!!!!

Ichigo: If I EVER see another small lion again, it'll be WAY too soon....

Renji: Why do people think of me as a monkey?

Orihime: I like puppies!!! ^^

Uryuu: ... Animals aren't really interesting....

Yoruichi: Cats are, ofcourse, my favirotes

Urahara: I LOVE KITTIEHS!!!!!

Byakuya: Koi fish are the only good animals

Soi Fon: Cats are the best most magnificent animal there is

Momo: Um.... I like birds....

Nanao: ....

Shunsui: I like lazy, old dogs ... ZZzzzzzzzzz

Toshiro: As long as it's quiet I don't care....

Rangiku: Butterflies!!

Kenpachi: Not interested

Yachiru: FISH!!!!!!

Ikkaku: Guard dogs

Yumichika: Anything that's beautifull, like a peacock

Ukitake: *coughs* *Hacks* *coughs*

Couples -

Rukia: Sure I could have any guy I want, but I only have eyes for one oranged-haired strawberry *batts eyes at Ichigo*

Ichigo: Sure I could have any gal, or guy for that matter, that I want, but wat can I say? I love me my midget *winks at Rukia*

Renji: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PARIING WITH MY GUYS!?!!!!

Orihime: IchiHime- ... I mean.... ISHIHime.....

Uryuu: *pushes glasses up* Orihime is the only one for me

Yoruichi: I fell in love with a mad geniouse, not the best decision, it just happened, like falling in a lake

Urahara: I LOVE MAH KITTEH KAT!!!!

Byakuya: .... This is a stupid question......

Soi Fon: I love Yoruichi

Momo: I um, have a crush on Lil' Shiro....

Nanao: *blush* Wat kind of foolish question is this?!

Shunsui: I love my Little Nanao~~!!!!!!!

Toshiro: L-L-Like it matters! *hides picture of Momo*

Rangiku: I'm LOVE drunk~! *hicups*

Kenpachi: I love fighting, does that count?

Yachiru: Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!!

Ikkaku: That's private!

Yumichika: Ikkaku is the only man who could EVER be bald and beautifull!!

Ukitake: I believe in free love *sips tea*

Tortures -

Rukia: I hate it wen people underestimate my strength

Ichigo: I hate it wen I can't protect my loved ones

Renji: I hate it wen the tattoo shop is closed because of the rain....

Orihime: I hate it wen I cry.... wich is too much....

Uryuu: I hate it wen someone brings up buttons or the word "haphazard"

Yoruichi: I hate it wen I get stuck in the rain as a cat.... *shivers*

Urahara: I hate it wen Yoruichi feels like using my face as a scratching post....

Byakuya: I hate it wen people irritate me....

Soi Fon: I hate it wen Lady Yoruichi ignores me!!!!

Momo: I hate it wen bad things happen

Nanao: I hate it wen my captin falls asleep during papperwork....

Shunsui: I hate it wen I fall asleep in the middle of a sen... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Toshiro: I hate it wen Rangiku steals my credit cards

Rangiku: I hate it wen Captin takes his credit cards back....

Kenpachi: I hate it wen fights are boring

Yachiru: FLUFF!!!!!!

Ikkaku: I hate it wen people mistake my head for other things....

Yumichika: I hate it wen people are ugly

Ukitake: *sips tea*