Bleach Bloopers pt.71

Bleach Bloopers Episode 71
(Episode 71 scene: Fair Fight)
Ichigo: All this talk about fight fair and you're- wait a minute did I just "fight fair"?
Uryuu: Yes you did, I was waiting for you to catch on to that
Ichigo: Well why didn't you tell me? *starts laughing* Sure let's have a fight fair, I'll bring a giant bat
Uryuu: I wanted to see how long it took you to catch on to your own stupiditity
Ichigo: That is messed up Man
Uryuu: Yeah don't mess it up again because I'm tired of standing here
Ichigo: Yeah well I'll try
(Episode 71 same scene)
Ryo: And let the snakes venom turn her into something unreckognizable! THAT is a possibility!
*pause*
Ryo: Ofcourse, you do all realize that the snakes will come in during the CGing and editing so as of now there's absolutely nothing I can do, except maybe this *takes snake off of neck* This snake you see, well this one is completly stuffed and very fake looking
Ichigo: That ... that dosen't even kind of look real I mean did they let a kid sew that or something?
David: We have a limited budget -_-
(Episode 71 scene: The trade off)
Ryo: Now stay right there
Uryuu: *pretends to choke* You no I must tell you, as weird as it feels to act like you have a snake wrapped around you, it must look even weirder
Ichigo: That it does!
Director: Wat is this?! 'Mess up the scene' day?!
Uryuu: Well obviously we're trying to get a decent gag reel on the next DVD
Ichigo: Yeah this'll be in the bloopers fo sure
Director: You...
(Episode 71 scene: Distraction)
Rukia: Ichigo, wen he tries to eat Uryuu's soul he'll be distracted, then we can make our move
Ichigo: Alright
Rukia: Ok
Ichigo: I completly forgot my lines so I'm going to improvise ok?
Rukia: *Starts laughing* Well maybe you forgot them because you don't have any lines for another five minutes!
Ichigo: Oh, ok then, maybe my memory isn't going..
Rukia: I think it's already gone
(Episode 71 scene: Lick)
Ryo: *licks finger*
Ichigo: You no I just have one thing to say!
Ryo: Really and wat would that be?
Ichigo: That your tounge is freakishly long!
Ryo: *Starts laughing* I thought you were seriouse, I thought I was forgetting my lines
Ichigo: I AM seriouse! I mean Gene Simons should be jelouse of that
(Episode 71 scene: Yoshino)
Yoshino: A quincy who's lost his powers is even less appatizing
Uryuu: I guess I should remember my lines
Director: Ugh! Wat's wrong with you people today?!
Uryuu: I forgot my lines, I have no idea wat I'm supposed to say
*SPECIAL: Editing*
Ichigo: Well I think we have enough on the blooper reel now
Rukia: So did you do some of that stuff on purpose?
Ichigo: Me? No!
Rukia: Sure -_- And we have three hours on the blooper reel to be exact
Ichigo: Good ^^