10 Ways To Annoy Twilight Cast

by *Asagi-K-Kurosaki

10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Crew
Bella
1. Wave a flower in front of her and call, "Here Lamby!"
2. Make ger watch Dracula for 10 days straight
3. Tell her you're from Tanya's clan and that Edward was lieing
4. Give her a pile of feather pillows
5. Let Alice dress her in watever she wants
6. Show her prom pictures
7. Remind her she's married in as many ways as you can
8. Tell her Charlie's comeing over to stay for three days
9. Tell her Renee' is comeing
10. Make her hunt in high heels
Edward
1. Tell him Bella kissed Mike Newton
2. Put all of his CDs in the wrong case and remind him that he has eternity to fix it
3. Yawn very loudly and pretend to fall asleep, mumbeling "Sleep is good"
4. Everytime he's about to speak interupt by saying, "I already no"
5. Call him "Simba"
6. Ask him how he feels about the Team Jacob fans
7. Purr and say "Here Kitty Kitty!"
8. Say something in Italian with a New York accent
9. Think about BelaxMike all the time
10. Let Alice shower him and Bella with langere'
Alice
1. Make her watch "That's So Raven" re-runs (Don't get me wrong, I like that show)
2. Constantly pinch her cheeks and say "You're such a cute wittle vampiwew" in baby talk
3. Do her hair Rukia Kuchiki style (link to hair style: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/121952)
4. Tell Jasper to start calling her "Muffin"
5. Cut up her credit cards (make sure she dosen't cry though)
6. Pick her up like a child and start calling yourself "Mommy" (If you're a guy do it anyway)
7. Scruff her hair up like you're younger sibling's
8. Ask her if she fell in wite paint
9. Ask her wat flower she's allergic too; cover her room in them; tell her "Jasper is on his way Doll"
10. Show her Alice chibis and say "They're identical to you Alice!!"
Jasper
1. Say in the fakeist southern accent possible "My, my, wat a lovely gentleman!" (I'm from the deep south; don't irritate us)
2. Tell him Alice is pregnant with Jacob's child
3. Bite him
4. In a fake deep voice say "Attent hut!"
5. Tell him you wuv him
6.  Play "Sugar Sugar" for him and Alice; Tell Alice that he wrote this song for her (here's the link for the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcK8JcvK5h0)
7. Drink ice tea on the Linei' in a dress from "Gone With The Wind" and ask for a Mint Julip (it's a southern thing)
8. Start crying
9. Remind him of wat happened to Alice and say that he wasn't there to protect her
10. Ask how long his record is
Emmet
1. Remind him that he lost to Bella in an armwrestling compitition
2. Ask how it felt
3. Ask if Rosealie has to dance on his feet
4. Tell him you heard that Bigfoot was part Grizzly
5. Tell him Bigfoot lives in Washington
6. Report him for steroid abuse
7. Wen he objects tell him he's addicted to Rosealie
8. Tell him Charlie's comeing
9. Tape his reaction wen he dosen't come
10. Wip a towel across his rear
Rosealie
1. Spill red paint on a wite dress and ask if it's Rosealie's wedding dress
2. Remind her that she's the only Cullen female without a kid (Bella has Rensemee, Esme has the Cullen kids, Alice has Isabella (my OC)
3. Remind her that Edward dosen't like her
4. Steal everything but her t-shirts and spray paint "Jacob's Babe" on them
5. Lock her in a room with Emmet (only after the above)
6. Tell her that rabbits WOULD admire her if she ever had a kid
7. Ask if she borrowed Hannah Montanna's wig
8. Look at her and say "And I'm still human" or "I'm better than you" or both!
9. Say "And this is NATURAL beauty"
10. Tell her she had herself redone, not botox, vampire-tox
Carisle
1. Compare him to Craig Furgerson (trust me, me wuvs Craigy though)
2. Tel him you're his long lost child
3. Tell him the Volturi love him
4. Ask him if he's going on a second honeymoon to Italy
5. Play Dr. Joans for him as much as possible
6. Wire everything he ownes to play Dr. Joans (link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNLdIIpQZt0)
7. Tell him that Edward bit your tounge
8. Dye his clothes pink
9. Ask if it's him on all the playing cards (the king)
10. Steal his equiment, put in Edward and Bella's room and tell him not to go in there
Esme
1. Make all the Cullen kids fight
2. Give her a werewolf as a present
3. Call her "Vampira"
4. Give her a crown that says "Qeen of The Vampires" on it
5. Tell her the crown is right
6. Give her this website adress
7. Next time you're mad at her tell her to jump off a cliff
8. Ask if she nos Spider Girl
9. Give her an Edward poster
10. Tell her that Carisle dumped her for Tanya
Jacob
1. Call him your little puppy
2. Call him wolf pup (Inuyasha refrence)
3. Ask why wolves never win but keeps trieing anyway (more Inuyasha refrences)
4. Ask if he has fleas
5. Ask if he's had his rabies shots
6. Wen he says no run in the room with a giant needle and yell "Here Boy!" at the top of your lungs
7. Spray paint "Daddy's Girl" on his motercycle
8. Tell him that he could have any Cullen girl he wanted... provided they were all unconciouse
9. Howl at the moon
10. Play "Come Back To Me" for him (link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7va468UeaGM)
AND THE BEST WAY TO ANNOY ALL OF THEM IS....
Make them watch a "Criss Angel Mindfreak" marathon and ask, "Now, are your powers REALLY that cool?"